Roddy Piper: "Yeah I created some headlines last week... Uhh Dats me doe ok but Ya know...."
Piper: "I be creating dem stories all de time..... And ya know ummmmmmm what I'm gonna give in.......Piper's pit is cancelled......"
Piper: "And Now I have a new show.... Piper's Pizza! Yeah I'll listen to Rockajabroni and dis is gonna be a pizza shop!"
Piper: "And I aint gonna be like does other fools and goto Rome dis is guna be me own pizza!"
Piper: "And just like in Italy when ya cross da road you come here and ya be lookin over your shoulder like dey do in Italy...."
Rikishi: "Aaaay Piper what you said last week we don't like that."
Piper: "I know ya Fatu and it was part of me show."
Piper: "And I told baby Dewey I ain't saying sorry no sir!"
Rikishi: "Well Piper you got us mad!"
Piper: "Awww da samoan is mad aaawww well what ya gonna throw a coconut at me?"
Sika: "It's time."
Rikishi: "I agree Sika we are ready to start a war."
Piper: "Aaaawww you guys gonna war wit me? You guys are sub human like big foot!"
Rikishi: "Rocky do it!"
The Rock's theme hits
Rocky Johnson grabs Piper
The Road Warriors jump the Samoan family
Piper low blows Rocky Johnson
Piper: "I'm outta here!"
the brawl goes on
The Samoans have the Road Warriors out numbered
Jey Uso: "I gotta get my shit in!"
The Harlem Heat catch jimmy uso
Harlem Heat throws Uso into the rocks
Harlem Heat joins in on the brawl beating down the Samoans
Booker T: "GUESS WHAT YA SAMOAN SUCKAS DIS IS A NEW TEAM HERE WE BE DA NUCLEAR HEAT YA DIG?"
Hawk: "OHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT A RUUUUUUUUUUUUSHHHHHHHHH!"
Rock: "Hold on Hold on... Piper Stop The Rock says STOP!"
Rock: "The Rock was just entertaining last week and The Rock challenges you to a match."
Piper: "Ahhh ok we can do it I knew you would come around dewey!"
Rock: "Lets go out and have a great match put it here!"
Piper: "You got it, Dewey... Lets entertain doze fans!"
Rock slaps Piper