Rikishi: "Welcome to a very special show. This will be a boxing show! And I hope Piper gets his ass beat!"
Rocky Johnson: "I'm gonna soften Piper up for my son it's like getting a pig ready for roast!"
Roddy Piper's theme hits
Rikishi: "OK guys touch gloves I don't want a fair fight Rocky go get em!"
Afa trips Piper
Afa punches piper
the ninja turtles jump on Afa
Rikishi: "We gotta squash dose turtles."
The Nuclear Heat jump in the brawl
Jimmy Uso: "I gotta get my shit in! CATCH SPOOOOOOOOOOOT!"
Piper knocks out Afa
Piper: "I want his kilt!"
Piper: "You turtles are alright!"
Piper: "OH WAIT Dis aint no kilt! Dis is a dress! Ayy looke here I can be transpiper! I be like dat bruce jenner! BUT cept I be better looken!"
Piper: "AAAAY Dewey I gonna beat ya wearing ya gandpapis skirt ya got it? I maybe transpiper but i still have my pecker and I will beat Ya rockajabroni you!"
The Rock: "JUST BRING IT!"