Rene Young: "Welcome back to Rome! As you can see Jerry Lawler back in the headlines."
Tito Santana: "Yes he is........ uhhhhhhhh... dats da king ya know Rene?"
Rene: "Well this is part one of the two part series 'The Door' we've invited wrestlers from New Japan and Triple A to take on Team USA!"
Tito: "And at the end of day 2 we willl uhhh gonna see what country gets to 4 points and at 4 dat team uhhh wins."
Jerry Lawler's theme hits
Jerry Lawler: "C'mon out anyone from Triple A no I don't need a tow I need some luchadors!"
Two Lucadors come out
Lawler punches both luchadors
Lawler: "HEY look I'm battering some shrimp!"
fist drop off the second rope
1.........2...........3
WINNER: JERRY LAWLER
Lawler: "So I beat the rice and beans out of thse guys I want to take on a Japanese wrestler! I want sushi!"
Maniacos: "Where in the hell is Warrior? WARRIOR GET OUT HERE MAN C'MON DUDE LETS PUT A BULLET IN THIS THING MAN!"
Ronda Rousey: "I WANT WENDYS ASS!"
Big Cass's theme hits
Big Cass: "I'm going to win for America and for my girl Nia who is still is recovering!"
KENTA's theme hits
KENTA kicks Big Cass
dive off the top rope
KENTA goes for a submission
The Japanese Vice to Big Cass
Big Cass taps
WINNER: KENTA
KENTA: *Speaks Japanese*
Maniacos: "Warrior... GOD We are here C'mon out and face us JACK!"
The Corns theme hits
Super Crazy's theme hits
Super Crazy punches the Corn
IT'S SABU!
Sabu jumps out of the tree!
1..........2.......3
WINNER: THE CORN
Conrad Thompson: "What do you think about Fun Friday Underground opening it's doors to other companies?"
Eric Bischoff: "Well when I ran WCW I did that first. We had New Japan versus WCW remember Conrad?
Conrad: "*sigh* I remember......."
Torzawa's theme hits
Torzawa: *Speaks Japanese*
Maniacos' theme hits
DEFAULT WINNER: TORZAWA
Torzawa poses down
Ronda Rousey: "We are LOST!"
Maniacos: "I wish we had Nick here he could've drove us around! WARRIOR! C'mon out and get your ass KICKED DUDE!"