Rikishi: "As you can see Piper giving us more bad press!"
Rocky Johnson: "With Piper being here He's ruining my sons career Piper c'mon out and get ya ass beat!"
Roddy Piper's theme hits
Piper: "AAAAAY Gotcha skirt!"
Piper: "I got back up! C'mon out boys!"
Piper: "I got me some of dem turtles YEAH Whaddaya think you coconut eatin savages?"
Piper: "Let me put in on ya head you can be a arab samoan!"
Jimmy Uso: "Flying USO!"
Uso lands on Piper
The Turtles jump in the brawl
more samoans join the brawl
Nucelar Heat has joined the brawl
The Rock's theme hits
The Rock: "The Rock kicks turtles!"
The rock walks over the turtles
The Rock: "Let Piper go get his candy ass in the ring!"
Piper enters the ring
Piper takes down Rock
Piper punches Rock
Rock punches Piper
Rock goes for Piper's leg
Sharpshooter to Piper
Rock: "The Rock says ring the damn bell!"
Rikishi: "The Match is ov-"
Hawk tackles Rikishi
Animal: "I got his fat ass up This is gonna be the biggest doomsday device EVER!"
Hawk: "OHHHHHHHHHH WHAT A RUUUUUUUSH!"
doomsday device to Rikishi
Michelangelo hits Rock with his nunchucks
Slepper hold to Rock
Rocky Johnson: "Dewey get the rope!"
Booker T: "NAW DIS SHIT AINT GONNA HAPPEN SUCKA!"
Harlem Heat put Rocky Johnson into the post
WINNER VIA PASS OUT: RODDY PIPER
Piper: "AYYY CAN ANY OF DEM TURTLES GET ME DAT SKIRT!"
Piper: "Gotcha skirt!"
Jimmy Uso: "UCCCCCCCCCCE!"
Piper: "OHHHHH damn we got a Uso dat goes splat HA HE BE LIKE A DUD FIREWORK!"