Rene Young: "Welcome back to Rome we have not heard where Maniacos is or what happend last week."
Tito Santana: "Uhhhh Rene it was just crazy that evil monk showed up and it was uhhhh uh loco."

The Corn: "I am happy to say last week was my first ever WIN!"

Corn: "I been wrestling for years and last week I finally got my first win and I owe it all to Sabu!"
Sabu: "YEaaaaaaaaah!"

Corn: "So here today I proudly announce our new team! Our team name is Corn nuts!"

Corn: "And we Corn Nuts want to announce we have our own Corn Nuts... Corn Nuts Extreme! Buy a bag!"

Jerry Lawler's theme hits

Jerry Lawler: "Now hold on a minute you've been wrestling for years and you finally got a win?"
Corn: "Thats right after all this time the hard work has paid off!"
Sabu: "Yeahhhhhh...."

Lawler: "If you want to prove it to me and the world why don't you wrestle me?"
Corn: "I will only wrestle is Sabu is there!"
Sabu: "Yeaaaaaaah......"

Tommy Dreamer's theme hits

Lawler: "Oh lord what do you want?"
Tommy: "I want to promote Corn's match so I got an idea Lawler you find a partner and you guys face the corn nuts!"

Tommy: "I want to see the extreme and I know all the people want to. When I was in other companies I saw my friends get fired they didn't want extreme."

Tommy: "This is about for the fans that chant it for my friends who lived it that the extreme legacy is not destroyed. I beg of you for one night give us one night to show Rome."
Lawler: "I never liked that hardcore crap but Ok fine I agree to the match geeez. Stop crying."

Jimmy: "Whhhhhhhhew daddy lets do it Ill be da kingfish's partner!"
Lawler: "OK handsome!"
Tommy: "I refuse to cry because I'm really happy. I will promote it and we will make lots of money!"

Valiant: "Yeah OK DADDAY YEAH I AM ALL BOUT DAT GREEN! I LIKE DAT! WE GUNNA DO IT!"