Rene Young: "Welcome back to Rome. Hey Tito are you ready to get extreme?"
Tito Santana: "Uhhhh it will be loco, Rene so uhhh lets uhh get ready."




Tommy Dreamer's theme hits


Dreamer: "All week long I've been promoting this match up! I told all the media this will be like Roman gladiators BUT EXTREME! I did the whole media tour take a look."










Dreamer: "This match is gonna be like the BC times like in the old Roman gladiator days BUT EXTREME.... EXTREME! Lets bring out the combatants!"


Jerry Lawler's theme hits


Jimmy Valiant: "YAH YEAH DADDY DIS IS GUNNA BE GOOD YEAH YE SIR IT ITS I GUNNA BOOGEY WOOGAY!"


Jerry Lawler: "Well Tommy you promoted this whole thing thats cool and everything but this isn't wrestling."


Dreamer: "Yes it is. This is EXTREME! Lets see some hardcore!"


Corn Nuts theme hits


Dreamer: "I'm going to get some Roman weapons!"


Lawler punches The Corn


Dreamer goes to the back


Sabu climbs the tree






Sabu misses
Dreamer: "C'mon yeah this is great EC-DUB EC-DUB!"


Lawler punches Corn


Dreamer: "He's hardcore he's hardcore!"


Lawler: "This is Creamed corn!"


Lawler: "Tommy you are so freaking annoying."


Lawler: "Is that hardcore enough?"


Valiant: "YEAH DADDY THIS IS HARDCORE TO DA BONE YEAH YEAH YEAH!"


Valiant: "Kingfish we gonna be on all dem magazines with sandy and Burt right YEAH YEAH?"
Lawler: "Yeah I want to be on the cover of Teen beat."


Sabu jumps




Lawler: "Missed again... Wow Sabu is terible."


Lawler hits sabu with the ceptor


1........2..........3
WINNERS JERRY LAWLER AND JIMMY VALIANT


Valiant: "I bow to the!"


Lawler: "HEY Tommy I am the king of hardcore and all of wrestling!"


Lawler: "I am king of the world!"