Rikishi: "You see all da headlines Piper is giving us a bad name."
Rocky Johnson: "Were gonna make new and good headlines my son is about to take over Piper's Pizza soooooo......"


Rocky Johnson: "Here's The ROOOOOOOOOOOOOoooccccckkkkkkkk!"


The Rock: "The Rock is going to take blame. The Rock should have taken Piper out years ago. Yeah The Rock saw Lil Roddy in Hollywood."


The Rock: "Soooooo The Rock wants to sing a song.... A song The Rock has written called What the Rock didn't do..."


Rock: "The Rock didn't cheat, and the rock didn't lie So Piper beating the rock was a surprise But the feud Is not though."


Rock: "The rock went crazy, so it took the rock some time But the rock knows this time to cross a few lines It's not what the rock did It's what the rock didn't do."


Rock: "The rock didn't tweet, each day saying fuck you piper Piper is rocks bitch thats something the people knew The rock didn't pin pipers shoulder..."


Rock: "It's not what the rock did, it's what the rock didn't do. Now, it's easy to see why pipers acting career died Pipers never was never on the cover of tv guide..."


Rock: "Hollywood needed the rock and the people knew. The Rock was too busy working getting ahead. When The rock should have been in Hollywood shoving this boot up pipers ass instead!"


Rock: "It's not what Rock did it's what The Rock didn't do..."


Rowdy Roddy Piper's theme hits


Piper: "Aaaaaay Dewey are you done yet?"
Rock: "When The Rock says he's done he's done!"


Piper: "I sees you got Tiny Tim's ukulele... You gonna tip toe the tulips lil Dewey?"
Rock: "This a family ukul-"


Piper: "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT IS!"
Rock: "You bastard thats my line you FREAK!"
Piper: "Come fight me Dewey lets get this done."


Rocky and Rikishi jump Piper from behind


Rocky: "Kish sit on him!"


Rock: "IF YA SMELLLLL ALALALALALOOOO WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN!"