Rene Young: "Welcome back to sunny Rome. Wow Tito we got the pope Francis tweeting to our IWGP champion Jerry Lawler!"
Tito Santana: "Yeah Rene it uhhh uhhhmost be an honor and maybe uhhh king will tell us what the pope means."


Rene: "Yeah I want to know what he means oh and where is Maniacos? Oh and where is Rousey where is she at?"
Tito: "Uhh you know Rene I went to Lou's resturant and uhhh it has been boarded up."


Jerry Lawler's theme hits


Lawler: "I don't know why The Pope is tweeting to me Rene, why does he want me to read shakesphere? I don't read that I read comics and Larry Flynt I'm not a queer."
Rene: "C'mon King."


Lawler: "It's true! C'mon why is the Pope tweeting to me? I have no idea what he's talking about. What confession? I guess he's confessing something I have no idea."
Rene: "Have you ever read Hamlet?"


Lawler: "NO! And I'm not going to. That just makes me upset and another thing that makes me angry is this... This is crazy show the press release Rene."
Rene: "OK here's the big press release that was sent out last Sunday."




Lawler: "You saw last week that I am King of the world. I don't know why Dawn didn't pick me!"


Jimmy Vailiant's theme hits


Lawler: "Lets face it I am the IWGP champion and the king of hardcore why did Dawn choose Jimmy?"
Jimmy: "I want to tell you something right now I think ya hold something against handsome Jimmy. Ya know Jimmy is endorsin' da hottest property since coca-cola baby."


Jimmy: "And I want to say something I feel a little tension because you know the kingfish is not as popular as you used to be."
Lawler: "Jimmy you didn't do anything last week I did it all. Heck I got the pinfall and did all the moves while you danced."



Jimmy: "I know exactly what it is daddy you know you are jealous of Handsome's body daddy. You are jealous of my old ladies daddy. You are jealous of me being da face fo Dawn! That's what's happening King fish you are jealous you're sick man you're very sick baby."


Lawler: "Jimmy I'm not jealous of you. It ain't no way I'm gonna be jealous of a big queer looking jerk like you got those long kooky handlebar moustache you got a tattoo painted and you got one finger nail painted silver no what's that for?"


Jimmy: "I'll tell you what this is for baby. Dis thumbnail is painted because handsome hitchhikes at night and you ought to see my toes yeah!"
Lawler: "Why would Dawn sponsor a guy like you. Rene, this guy is dirty look at me I'm like royality."


Lawler: "Dawn wants you to be the face of the company? And you hitchhike at night? Ever since you've been here in Rome you bum rides you didn't even rent a car. I have to haul your butt around and you get this deal with Dawn and not give me any of the cut!"


Jimmy: "Yo' old lady's got skinny legs and yo' old lady's old lady's got skinnier legs. You want to mess wit Handsome?"


Lawler: "Well Rene The only thing Jimmy has done since he's been in Rome is danced around like a fool you know what not so handsome Jimmy fixing for a fight!"


Jimmy: "Lets do it Daddy! Lets go!"
Lawler: "Yeah I'll beat your butt lets do it!"


Tito: "C'mon guys.."
Lawler: "OK fine next week it will the King verus ugly Jimmy and I hope the reps from Dawn see you get you a royal beating!"