Rikishi: "How about an encore?"


Rikishi: "And this time I have a chinese star so Piper ain't gonna come out Here's THEEEE ROOOCK!"


Rock: "FINALLLLY THE ROCK HAS THE NUMBER ONE SINGLE IN THE COUNTRY!"




Rock: "Now The Rock has a new song... It goes...... Piper is a dope, piper is a dope Oh, listen piper and the turtles while they play Now ain't it kinda funny What piper and the turtles say."


Rock: "Piper is a dope Piper was knocked out by my dad The People should seen the yellow streak piper had."


Rock: "When piper leaves wrestling it will be a dream Can't wait to hear that bitch piper scream Piper is a dope piper is a dope."


Piper: "Oh, listen to piper and the turtles while they play Now ain't it kinda funny What piper and the turtles say? Piper is a punk bitch fool Piper saying I quit is the only rule."


Rock: "And the rock will get the win And the rock hates the turtles green skin Piper is a dope, piper is a dope!"


Rock: "Thats gotta be number one right?"


Roddy Piper's theme hits


Piper: "Aaaay Dewey you insulting and me turtle friends you think you a big man singing? Guess what you aint da only one that entertains!"
Rikishi: "You step one inch closer piper I'll throw this at you!"


Piper: "Ahh shut the fuck up you tub of shit you! AAAAY Ladies and gentleman step right up...."


Piper: "I got me a magician turtle!"
Rikishi: "Dats it you asked for it Piper!"


Sika rushes towards Piper and the magician turtle


Chinese star hits Sika


Piper: "Nice aim fat ass!"


Piper kicks Rikshi in the balls


Jimmy Uso: "I gotta get my shit in!"


the magician disappears


Piper: "Aaaaw he turned da skirt into a kilt!"


Piper steps on Afa's foot


Piper kicks Yokozuna and steps on Yoko's foot


Piper: "I got me my kilt I don't wear no skirt!"


Piper: "I be dancing all over you when you scream I quit!"
Rock: "The Rock is gonna make you squeal i quit you punk bitch!"



NEXT WEEK: THE ROCK VS PIPER II "I QUIT MATCH"