The Rock: "The Rock is talkin' and the rock is gonna be beatin' Piper is Rock's bitch every day The Rock is gonna shove his boot forcefully What's the matter, Piper don't have you much to say."


Rock: "Well, The Rocks says guess you had to be there Yeah, you really had to be there Some things you just can't explain It's just not the same I guess you had to be there."


Roddy Piper's theme hits


Piper: "STOP THE BAD SINGING! Everyone like the new bike me turtle friends gots me?"


Piper: "Aaaaaay Dewey ya singing stinks DA WHOLE THING STINKS!"


Rock: "The Rock's two songs are number one!"


Piper punches Rock


Piper grabs Rock's ukulele


Piper beats Rock with the ukulele




Piper: "Say it! Say it you fucker!"
Rock: "NO!"


Piper punches Rock


Rock puts Piper into the table


Rock hits Piper with a hammer


Rock climbs the ladder


People's elbow to Piper off the ladder




Rock: "OK your candy ass says......"
Piper: "NO WAY!"


Piper puts Rock into the table


Piper: "You gonna take the Piper elbow!"


Piper climbs the ladder


Piper goes off the ladder




Piper: "OKAAAAAAAAY Dewey whattya say?"
Rock: "ahhhhhhhhh NO!"


Piper chokes Rock with a chair




Piper throws the ladder on Rock


Piper: "Whadda say huh say it you Fu-"
Rock: "NO!"


Piper: "I'm runnin dis asshole over!"






Rocky Johnson: "He says it ok..... I throw in the towel!"


Piper: "NAW NAW you don't say it for him Dat fucker must say it himself!"


Piper puts Rocky into the motorcycle


Piper: "OK OK Deeweeey say it SAY IT!"
Rock: "NO! NO THE ROCK SAYS NO!"


Piper: "OK Dewey you said the wrong answer... I have no choice."
Rock: "You aint gonna win this you jabroni!"


Rock: "Oh thank god he's leaving dad get this stuff off of me!"




Piper: "Ohhhh can't you see can't you see what dat dewey is doin to me...." *whistles*


Piper: "SAY IT NOW OR ILL SHOOT!"


Rocky Johnson: "Say it Dewey say it!"


Piper: "One last time say it before I blow your brains out!"
Rock: "OK.... OK.... I QUIT! I QUIT! THE ROCK QUITS!"


Piper: "Now get away from my bike or I'll fucking kill you!"


Piper: "Anyone want to get smart with Hot rod? I don't think so!"


Piper rides away