Roddy Piper: "Ha Sooooo dey announced da match huh? Well I got me turtles and we be ninjas!"
Piper: "Oh and Johnny Cena.. Cena listen to me I was causin' riots when you were suckin ya thumb ya loser!"
Rikishi: "Ayyyyy Piper we got a surpirse fo you!"
Piper: "Bring ya fat ass closer and show us HAHA What is it?"
Rikishi: "I'm tired of you injuring my family or running my family off and giving us bad press so I got something..."
Rikishi: "I got back up and my new monster! He's gonna run you out and make turtle soup outta da turtles!"
Rikishi: "I give you our monster and our secert weapon..... LARS SULLIVAN!"
Rikshi: "Go get em! Kill em!"
Piper: "HAHAHA WOW! Who is dis FREAK? HA HA HA REALLY?"
Piper: "HA aaay turtles look at dis guy HA HA isn't he a fucking freak...HA HA HA!"
Piper: "Oh my god look at dis FREEAAAK! On the count of three lets sing and dance..... one.. two... three...."
Piper: "Freak show... Freak Show... EVERYONE LOOOK AT DA FREEEAAAKSHOOOOOW!"
Rikishi: "What are you doing go get em!"
Lars Sullivan: "No I can't *sobs*"
Rikishi: "What are you doing God dan-"
Rocky Johnson: "Uhh keesh uhh...
Rikshi: "Ohhh damn.."
Piper and the turtles join the brawl
Booker T: "AYY John Cena if you wathcin' if ya get outta line we gonna come fo' YOU!"