Roddy Piper: "Soooo last week da fat man says to me I got a guy.. HE AINT GOT NO GUY HE GOT A FREAK!"
Piper: "Boy you see how uglee dat sideshow freak wuz? HA HA he be like Skrek!"
Piper: "You turtles all know dat Lars has got one od dem ass faces!"
John Cena's theme hits
Piper: "Welcome to Piper's pit!"
Cena: "Piper it stops now!"
Piper: "What stops now?"
Cena: "THIS WHOLE THING!"
Piper: "Ha HA What this? Da show ya know what rating and big money I get I am immune to da whole cancel culture thing!"
Riksihi: "Cena you got to goto the roof Lars is on top and he is about to jump!"
Rikishi: "Go stop him! If he jumps it's on your hands Piper!"
Rikishi: "Piper what you did to me and my family I promise you!"
Booker T: "Promise wut SUCKA? 'nother beatin?"
Hawk: "WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL........"
brawl ensues
Booker T pulls Stevie Ray out of the way
Booker T: "DAT WAS LIKE DA HINDENBURG GOIN DOWN!"
Cena: "Can we talk for a second?"
Lars Sullivan: "Stay back, or I'll do it. I will."
Cena: "Okay, okay. I won't come any closer. can we, uh, sit down and talk about this?"
Lars: "I don't wanna talk. Just leave me alone."
Cena: "Nothing is worth taking your own life."
Lars: "How do you know what I'm going through? You don't understand. I made my debut and everybody hates me."
Cena: "I don't hate you, Lars. Listen. Let me help you down and we'll talk about it, okay?"
Lars: "You don't understand. I finally make my big league debut and Piper called me a freak I just want him to leave me alone."
Cena: "You're not a freak, Lars, and I promise you, I'll get Piper to leave you alone, if you'll just come down. Will you do that for me? Please."
Cena: "Come on down. And we will form a tag team.....Okay? Please? Come on."
Cena: "NOOOOOOOOO!"