Piper: "Yeah yeah I call da guy a freak and he did Dat it aint hot rods fault that he did it!"
Piper: "Yah Yah and people say dat oh I bullied him oh dis and dat guess wut people I say wit I says ya know?"
Piper: "People deses days go online and they throw stones and hide dey hand well i throw stones and I wave both hands!"
Piper: "I mean ha ha he was a FREAK? You guys see his ears and his head? He be looken lyke da Keebler elf on steroids!"
Piper: "If Hot rod told you to jump off a bridge and you do it isnt it me fault? Naw naw it don't work lyke dat!"
John Cena's theme hits
John Cena: "That's enough!"
Piper: "Aww you get ya feelings hurt when da freak jumped ha ha sounds lyke a nursery rhyme da freak jumped haha"
Cena: "This ends now!"
Piper: "Awww what ya gonna do johnny? Ya gonna get me cancelled? Ya gonna tell on ol' hot rod!"
Cena: "No. Let's do this right now your gonna pay!"
Piper: "Awww well guess what if Hot Rod fires back dey say its retaliation well hot rod always takes da first shot!"
Cena: "You want some? Come get some!"
Piper slaps Cena
The turtles jump Cena
Rikishi: "Piper and da turtles are out of the da match and it will be da family versus the nuclear heat!"
Booker T: "Guess wut sucka ya still gonna get ya fat ass whooped aint Dat rite Hawk?"
Hawk: "AAAAWWWW WHAT A RUSH!"
brawl ensues
Piper: "Hold em down!"
Piper: "You wanna stick ya nose in dis? Guess what your knee deep in it and Hot Rod is guna have you sink in da quick sand!"