Roddy Piper: "People dey still talken about ol' Hot Rod. And da whole freak incident."


Piper: "Hot Rod confronted someone and dey got da feelings hurt. Aaaaawww dats too damn bad!"


Piper: "I mean is it dat bad? NAW It aint! Look at other wrestling companies guys are stealing holy items Hot Rod don't do dat!"


John Cena's theme hits


Cena: "I have called the cops. You will pay for what you did!"
Piper: "What I do? Cena you called da fuzz on ol hot rod?"


Cena: "C'mon down and get this monster behind bars!"


Big Boss Man's theme hits


Boss Man: "You have the right to remain silent... Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney..."


Piper: "NOW!"


Piper: "AAYYYY Barney come and get me HAHAAHAA!"






Conrad Thompson: "You seen wrestling lately Arn? I mean what the fuck Macho Man stealing the holy grail and Piper being a bully."
Arn Anderson: "Yeeeeaaaah *sighs* It ain't what it used to be."


Conrad: "Hmmmmmm I have an idea."
Arn: "Your thinking huh?"
Conrad: "Oh yeah and it may work."


Rikishi: "We got to win dis match in da cage for da people and da family."


Rocky Johnson: "Well Rock is on Hollywood."
Rikishi: "I'll make a call to Roman he will fight for us and save us!"


Animal: "AWWW we got a legal writing in that contract for that match AND we got a legal guy tell em Hawk!"
Hawk: "Wellllllllll you remember our manager yeah he's coming back ohhhh what a RUSSSH!"


brawl ensues