Conrad Thompson: "So whats dis I'm hearin bout you buying da Samoan organizayten?"
Jeff Jarrett: "Well Conrad, I have bougt the company and I will be there to run it very soon."


Conrad: "Whoa so you got the whole company! How did this happen?"
Jarrett: "Conrad, Rikishi said he's done and Rock was so afraid after that gun incident that he's done with wrestling!"




Roddy Piper: "I stand here with my friends! Dese guys got my back! I don't beg!"


Piper: "I know both wrestling leagues dey all are beggin Roman Reigns... Me I NEVER beg! NEVVEEER!"


Piper: "And that Cena guy he wants me arrested. For Wut? Fo da freak jumpin off da roof? For Dat? C'moooooon!"


Piper: "As far as Hot Rod sees it ol Hot Rod did da WORLD a favor? He be out here looken like a fucking freak!"


Piper: "But Dese days you gotta be PC.. I aint ever been PC or even C hell I never eat at KFC!"


John Cena: "There he is get em!"


Big Boss Man: "You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent any word can and will="


Piper: "Remember guys what we talked about!"


Piper: "Go ahead and arrest me!"


Piper: "Before you dat look at dis turtle!"


Bossman: "AYY Piper what are you doing!"


The Magician: "Abracadabra!"


Bossman: "Put the bucket down right now! Put the bucket down.... Put it down or I'll shoot!"


Piper: "You see all my turtle friends welll..... I wanna be just like 'em!"