Jeff Jarrett: "Welcome to my world! Won't you step on in!"
Jeff: "As many of the viewers know I am from a wrestling family. My grandmother promoted shows in the 1940's!"
Jeff: "And now I am in 100% control. I want to settle some scores. Yeah thats right I have kept many receipts!"
Jeff: "One person I want to freaking end and that person is Steve Austin... As many of you know I HATE Steve Austin!"
Jeff: "I want to show the world the new STEVE AUSTIN!"
Kevin Owens' theme hits
Jeff: "You are the new stone cold!"
Kevin: "EH! I mean WHAT! Yeah Dats rite I'm de new Stone cold! OH HELL YEAH!"
Jeff: "OH DAMN! The turtles... Stun them all!"
John Cena: "Where is Roddy Piper I'm here to kick his ASS!"
Cena: "I'm going to take out all the turtles!"
Kevin: "NO I am! I gotta prove to everyone I'm Stone Cold... AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE CUZ KO SAID SO!"
The Magician: "Abracadabra!"
Roddy Piper: "Go ahead call the po po get me arrested!"
Jeff: "He's gonna kill us!"
John: "Get outta the way!"
Piper: "Run Fatty run!"
Piper jumps off the tractor
the tractor crashes into Jarrett's sign
Piper: "AYYY Johnny Cena come and get me and the fuzz come arrest me deres aint a law for turtles!"
Piper: "Is dere a line in da law book for turtles? NO YOU CANNOT ARREST A TURTLE!"