Jeff Jarrett: "Welcome to my world! Won't you step on in!"


Jeff: "As many of the viewers know I am from a wrestling family. My grandmother promoted shows in the 1940's!"


Jeff: "And now I am in 100% control. I want to settle some scores. Yeah thats right I have kept many receipts!"


Jeff: "One person I want to freaking end and that person is Steve Austin... As many of you know I HATE Steve Austin!"


Jeff: "I want to show the world the new STEVE AUSTIN!"


Kevin Owens' theme hits


Jeff: "You are the new stone cold!"
Kevin: "EH! I mean WHAT! Yeah Dats rite I'm de new Stone cold! OH HELL YEAH!"


Jeff: "OH DAMN! The turtles... Stun them all!"


John Cena: "Where is Roddy Piper I'm here to kick his ASS!"


Cena: "I'm going to take out all the turtles!"
Kevin: "NO I am! I gotta prove to everyone I'm Stone Cold... AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE CUZ KO SAID SO!"


The Magician: "Abracadabra!"




Roddy Piper: "Go ahead call the po po get me arrested!"


Jeff: "He's gonna kill us!"
John: "Get outta the way!"


Piper: "Run Fatty run!"


Piper jumps off the tractor


the tractor crashes into Jarrett's sign


Piper: "AYYY Johnny Cena come and get me and the fuzz come arrest me deres aint a law for turtles!"


Piper: "Is dere a line in da law book for turtles? NO YOU CANNOT ARREST A TURTLE!"