Eariler this week:
Conrad Thompson: "Wait hold on you started ya own show just to stick it to Austen?"
Jeff Jarrett: "Yeah and why is that a bad thing Conrad?"
Conrad: "You gawda show da JCP guyz I mean C'mon!"
Jeff: "Well I will but I want Austin done!"
Conrad: "Well were gonna fix that oh hey Mongo called me up and he says he wants beer money."
Jeff: "Ok sooooooo what......"
Conrad: "So what? Were gonna get Mongo his beer so I'm buying airtime on ya show next week to get mongo his money!"
Jeff: "I guess but I gotta stop Austin and you gotta pay me!"
Kevin Owens: "Dis is da Kevin Owens Show promoted by da great Jeff Jarrett!"
Owens: "Jeff has made me da new star of dis show! And wit dat I am da new stone cold!"
Owens: "Stone cold is OLD! I'm new I'll be drinking molsons Eh? Labatts Eh? I'll have all denim EH! Tim Hortons EH!"
Owens: "Yeah dats rite and den everyone will say Owens 3:16........"
Owens: "Mean dat hockey-loving, polar bear-riding, molson drinking, denim-wearin......"
Stone Cold Steve Austin's theme hits
Austin: "Well son you are right!"
Owens: "Uhhh I am....."
Owens: "Yeah I am old."
Austin: "See datI knew."
Austin: "You know what you are right.. I'm going to retire.... I'll retire...."
Owens: "There ya go."
Owens: "OH SO DATS IT DEN I AM STONE COLD DEN!"
Austin: "Yeah you can be stone cold...."
Owens: "EVERYONE DERE IN MONTREAL LOOK LISTEN KEVIN OWENS IS DA NUW STONE COLD!!"
Austin: "Son I'm just old. I'm broken down you can go ahead on be the new stone cold!"
Austin: "Put it here man you are the new stone cold!"
Owens: "Thanks man!"
Stunner to Owens
Austin: "You want to be the new stone cold? OH HELL NO! SON YOU JUST TRIGGRED THE RATTLE SNAKE!"
Austin: "IF YA WANT STONE COLD ON THIS SHOW GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!"
Austin: "Let this be the first warning to anyone who wants to be Stone Cold it ain't gonna happen!"
Austin: "Look at this..... This fat son of a bitch wants to be Stone cold? WHAT? Yeah he looks like a sack of cow shit!"
Conrad: "Next week were gonna get ol' Mongo sum beer money you excited Arn?"
Arn Anderson: "Yes I am and I'll be sure to a hold of Ric."
Roddy Piper: "I go to da sewers to become on wit da turtles!"
Magician Turtle: "And where is John Cena?"
Piper: "HE AINT HERE NAW HE AINT!"
Piper: "Johnny Cena he be in Hollywood makin movies not in da sewers!"
Piper: "Hot Rod is ready to take you on Cena da turtles have showed me da way!"