Bret Hart: "Welll uhmm uh welcome back to our show here in Calgary and ummmm"


Bret: "Yeah so eh my dad is guna come out here and uhhh shoot on guys."


Brian Pillman: "YEAH BRET! Were gonna see some fighting and some shooting!"


Pillman: "There will be more shootings here than what people saw in the 2009 Ft. Hood shooting!"


Stu Hart: "Okguysuhhhhhhhweres dat big bastard at?"
Pillman: "YEAAAAAAAH STUUUUUUUUUU!"


Pillman: "Sumbodies is gonna get dere ass streched out AND WERE GONNA SEE IT! OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT!"


Mark Henry: "Mr. Hart I'm here for my wrestling lesson."
Stu: "letmeuhaaahow youaholdahhh ehhhhhhhleemeeeseeyaneck."


Stu: "Ohyaeahhyaaagotabigneck ya big bastard.."


Stu: "Soooo ieeeyyahhhhuh idothisanduhehhhhhh."


Stu: "Cmonahhhhhhhhgonna grabdishereandahhhhh."


Davy Boy Smith: "Ho Ho get em Stu ho ho ho!"


Blade Hart: "Get em granpa!"


Henry: "Mr. Hart please.... Mr. Hart."


Pillman: "Whattya say mistah mark henrrryy?"
Henry: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMMNNNNNNNNNN!"


Henry: "Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!"


Pillman: "Tune in next week to see more asses streched out! YEAAAAAAAAH!"
Henry: "Ahhh damnnnnnnnnnn fuck my neck!"