Bret Hart: "Welll uhmm uh welcome back to our show here in Calgary and ummmm"
Bret: "Yeah so eh my dad is guna come out here and uhhh shoot on guys."
Brian Pillman: "YEAH BRET! Were gonna see some fighting and some shooting!"
Pillman: "There will be more shootings here than what people saw in the 2009 Ft. Hood shooting!"
Stu Hart: "Okguysuhhhhhhhweres dat big bastard at?"
Pillman: "YEAAAAAAAH STUUUUUUUUUU!"
Pillman: "Sumbodies is gonna get dere ass streched out AND WERE GONNA SEE IT! OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT!"
Mark Henry: "Mr. Hart I'm here for my wrestling lesson."
Stu: "letmeuhaaahow youaholdahhh ehhhhhhhleemeeeseeyaneck."
Stu: "Ohyaeahhyaaagotabigneck ya big bastard.."
Stu: "Soooo ieeeyyahhhhuh idothisanduhehhhhhh."
Stu: "Cmonahhhhhhhhgonna grabdishereandahhhhh."
Davy Boy Smith: "Ho Ho get em Stu ho ho ho!"
Blade Hart: "Get em granpa!"
Henry: "Mr. Hart please.... Mr. Hart."
Pillman: "Whattya say mistah mark henrrryy?"
Henry: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMMNNNNNNNNNN!"
Henry: "Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!"
Pillman: "Tune in next week to see more asses streched out! YEAAAAAAAAH!"
Henry: "Ahhh damnnnnnnnnnn fuck my neck!"