Conrad Thompson: "Hey Hey it's conrad thompson and-"
Jeff Jarrett: "Hold on a sec Conrad, Where was your father in law last week?"
Conrad: "He had family issues."
Jeff: "Arent you family?"
Conrad: "Well whatever the fuck... What the fuck was Cena and Piper doing ruinen' mah event?"
Jeff: "Conrad, those two are gonna fight next week and get this Conrad I got something for you!"
Conrad: "Whats that?"
Jeff: "Were guna see who is Stone cold it's Kevin Owens vs Steve Austin winner gets to be Stone Cold!"
Conrad: "Whoaw dis is guna b fun!"
Kevin Owens: "You saw wut Jeff Jarrett just sed I'm guna b de nu Stone cold!"
Owens: "YEah I'm gonna take out de Texan Austen! I'm de nu face uf Texas!"
Owens: "And dis week yer guna see dat im de nu Stone cold nd I'm guna have my stone cold moment!"
Owens: "You seen wut Austen has dun over de years well guess wut I de nu Stone Cold!"
Owens: "Go ahead back eet up boys!"
Owens: "It maybe a waste of good cool whip but em proven a point! Austen Dat old hick in goin in de cool whip!"
Owens: "Where is dat stone cold huh he's scared of de nu stone cold! WHAT? HE's SCARED!"
Owens: "Ya know eye may have to get a taste of dat cool whip."
Stone Cold Steve Austin jumps Owens
Austin: "WHAT? WHAT?"
Stone Cold Stunner to Owens
Austin: "I gotta pick up this sack of lousy shit!"
Austin: "OH HELLLL YEEAAAAAH!"
Austin: "Jesus Christ son there ain't nothin like the taste of cool whip!"
Austin: "IF YOU LIKE COOL WHIP GIMMIE A HELL YEAH!"
Conrad: "Jeff's promotion sucks it's jest hem tryen to git Austin!"
Arn Anderson: "Well I'll get Ric don't worry. Me and you and Ric we got a plan."
Roddy Piper: "Yeah hot rod be in the sewers training karate where is Johnny Cena?"
Piper: "Ayyyy you turtles you see Johnny Cena round here? NO!"
Piper: "It should be a real quick fight den cuz hot rod be doin karate wif da tutles and he be in Hollywood!"
Piper: "Hollwood huh Hot rod be a turtle and maybe Johnny is guna come our match as a fairy...."
Owens: "AUSSSTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN!"
Owens: "AUSSSTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN!"
Owens: "AUUUUUUUUUUUSTEEEEEEEEN I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOUUUUUUUUU!"