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EARILER THIS WEEK

Conrad Thompson: "I don't lyke dis idea!"
Jeff Jarrett: "Why NOT we can finally end Steve Austin!"


Conrad: "I'll go along wit it but it aint a good idea!"
Jarrett: "Why isn't this a good idea Conrad?"


Conrad: "Cuz I wuna c Rasslin' not dis crap! C'mon Just call yer promotion a spite promotion!"
Jarrett: "Fine, Conrad! This is a spite promotion OK! This is all done to get Austin! So go along with the plan!"

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Welcome to my world by Dean Martin plays


Jeff Jarrett: "As you the viewer knows I've always despised Stone Cold!"


Jarrett: "This feud goes way back when my daddy hated hem and now in 2022 we will have a NEW Stone Cold!"


Jarret: "Here is the NEW Stone Cold AND The new face of Texas!"


Kevin Owens theme hits


Stone Cold Steve Austin: "Guess WHO? It ain't Daddy!"


Stunner to Jarrett


Austin: "Nice hat? WHAT? YOU LOOK LIKE A JACKASS!"
Owens: "Dis is de end fer u austen!"




Austin: "uh huh NO WAY Stone Cold is just starting SON!"


Conrad Thompson: "ay stone cowld ya blocked me on twitter come on up here and confront me!"


Austin: "I'm looking at you in your beady eyes SON! WHAT?"
Conrad: "Yeah you are good at beaten women aren't ya?"


Jarrett: "OK the plan is coming together now phase two!"
Owens: "Gotcha!"


Owens pulls Austin off the ladder


Jeff jumps off the ladder


Owens: "Im d nu face of Texas and d nu stone cold EH!"


Texas Cloverleaf to Austin


Austin grabs the ladder and knocks it into Owens




as Austin goes for the Stunner Jarrett hits him with a guitar


Jarrett puts owens on top of Austin
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WINNER: KEVIN OWENS


Conrad: "We gota get outta here befour Austen gets up!"


Jarrett: "Lets go!"


Jarrett: "Here's your hat lets get out of here!"

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Roddy Piper: "Here are my friends! We should be fighting crime!"


Piper: "But NAW Johnny Cena who wanted ol hot rod arrested a while back!"


Piper: "It all worked out fine dat freak died and Hot Rod be green NOW!"


John Cena's theme hits


Cena jumps on the table


shoulder block to Piper


Piper lands on the turtles


Cena hits the turtles with a pumpkin


Cena puts one of the turtles into the pumpkin


Cena: "Trick or Treat! Happy Halloween!"


5 knuckle shuffle to Piper


The Magician: "Abracadabra!"


Cena: "WHAAAAA?"


Piper trips Cena


Piper hits Cena with a chair






Piper: "TURTLE POWER!"


Thru TWO TABLES!


1......2...........




Cena kicks out


Piper puts Cena in the sleeper hold




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WINNER: JOHN CENA


Piper: "Awww FUCK! OK boys do it!"


Piper puts the sleeper hold back on Cena


The ooze is put on Cena