Conrad Thompson: "Well you admit that dat dis int a rasslin promotion it's a spite promotion."
Jeff Jarrett: "Thats right, Conrad."

Conrad: "I wanna see rasslin and da legends."
Jeff: "Sorry, Conrad. That aint gonna go down in my world."

Conrad: "Well it's guna happin in mah world!"
Jeff: "What are you saying?"

Conrad: "I'm guna start mah own promotion it'll b da legends only league!"
Jeff: "Ok as long as you are giving me money."

Conrad: "Oh I wheel but its guna be an ol southern rasslin lyke da ol daze!"

Vernon: "Wrestling legend Jeff Jarrett is back promoting wrestling again that's right the creator of TNA wrestling is has returned to his sneaky ways."

Vernon: "We've all have a co-worker that you couldnt stand well years go by you quit or retire you move on."

Vernon: "You forget about that person after many years. But not Jeff Jarrett. Jeff Jarrett has chosen a different path so I went to the man himself for answers."

Vernon: "A wrestling promotion based on spite? It is unreal to think about. So you are operating this promotion just out of spite?"

Jarrett: "Yeah it's a spite promotion."

Vernon: "Now Steve Austin and yourself have had a history going back to the 1980's. I thought that was in the past."
Jarrett: "Steve has done many interviews saying the one person he refused to work was me."

Jarrett: "Steve said I went up to him back in the USWA days when Steve was looking at the check I said keep looking it wont get any bigger."

Vernon: "Lets say you said that. Lets move on. Say if you apoligized and Steve Austin apologized would you stop this wrestling promotion?"
Jarrett: "Steve has to give a Heartfelt apology with maybe a little tear saying Jeff I was wrong to say that and Jeff you are the greatest country singer."

Vernon: "Uhhhhhhhh look..."
Jarrett: "He's there isn't he?"

Stunning Steve Austin: "OH I'll give you an exclusive interview on a JACK ASS!"

The Stun Gun to Jarrett

Stunning Steve: "YOU AINT GOING NOWHERE SON!"

Stun Gun to Vernon

Stunning Steve: "GIMMIE A HECK YEAH!"

Conrad: "You excited for da legends only league Arn?"
Arn Anderson: "It's going to be great Conrad. Can't wait to see sum real rasslin."

Kevin Owens: "Ahm d nu Stone cold! Yer looken at d nu face of texas! Y'all kno I be in Western movies.... You hear!"

Owens: "WUT? YESSIR dere ahm d nu face of Texas!"

Owens: "I know Texas more any any of dem Texans if you wanna see KO's nu salsa gimmie hell YEAH!"

Owens: "Yah dats rite you kno it's real it ain't from nu york city it's frem TEXAS!"

Owens: "Pretty soon dey will tear down d Alamo and put up a Kevin Owens statue!"

Owens: "D only reel Texan KO!"

Terry Funk's theme hits

Terry: "STOP I AM A REAL TEXAN! Can you count these people watching got to understand what Kevin Owens has done this guy is nothing more than then then cat shit!"

Terry: "Cat shit! But I'm 98% sure that if you breed an idiot horse to an idiot horse what you produce is a frigging idiot you understand that well dats Kevin Owens!"

Owens: "AY I come up noterh EH Canada and I was born into a great family!"
Terry: "Your mother she was a WHORE! YOUR father was an idiot you breed those two together and what does that produce it produces SHIT!"

Owens: "AY I ahm de nu Stone cold and da nu face of Texas you show me sum respect! Ya hear!"
Terry: "YA hear? NO It aint' gonna go down you disrespect Texas now you disrespect Jed Clampett!"