Conrad Thompson: "Hey hey this is Conrad Thompson da Legends only league founder!"
Jeff Jarrett: "And the financial backer of Jeff Jarrett's World!"


Conrad: "I wuz guna say dat c'mon!"
Jarrett: "Conrad with yer money I'm gonna finish off Steve Austin!"


Conrad: "Ay Eric whaddya thinnk of da legends only league starten up soon?"
Eric Bischoff: "*sighs* Conrad you get on Jarrett for his vanity project isn't the legends only league a vanity project?"


Conrad: "Naw it aint guna be its guna be lyke da old daze!"
Eric: "....Whatever........"


Conrad: "I got Ric on board and I even caweld Dustee it's guna be lyke 1985 all over again!"
Arn Anderson: "Four horsemen will ride again!"

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My world by Dean Martin plays


Jarrett: "I am here to announce we will invade Texas we will embarrass Steve Austin in his own home state!"


Jeff: "Steve in your own home state you won't forget Kevin Owens just like the Alamo!"


Jeff: "As everyone knows I've always hated Texas hell my daddy purposely bought and shut down World Class! We will shut y-"


Stunning Steve Austin jumps Jarrett


Kevin Owens attacks Stunning Steve


Stunner to Stunning Steve


Owens: "It's tyme fer de nu stone cold to sing de texas songs fer y'all!"


Owens: "You can hear the Grend Ol Opree in de Nashville Tennessee it's de home of jeff jarrit on that we all agree."


Owens: "Whien yew cross de ol' Red River hoss dat just don't mean a deng Cuz once yer down in Texas, Kevin Owens is de king!"


Terry Funk: "NO this is NOT gunna happen you can mess with everyone but NOT TEXAS!"


Funk hits Owens with a guitar


Funk: "Me and Steve verus you two in Texas... It's guna be Texas style! Ya hear?"
Stunning Steve: "OH HECK YEAH!"

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The turtles beat down John Cena




Roddy Piper: "You see I become a turtle to be one wit da turtles Johnny Cena did it to get publicty!"


Piper: "Dis aint no game dis aint no joke bein a turtle it's a way of lyfe you sees!"


Piper: "And Johny now you in da sewers you aint got no friends down here!"