Superstar Billy Graham: "We are live.. LIVE DADDY FROM Stu Hart's dungeon! His basement. HIS pit. THA underground chamber!"
Flyin Brian Pillman: "Yeah Mr. Superstar we got a great wrestling match between CM Punk and Davy Boy!"
Graham: "It's da Holidays daddeh Stu Hart nipping at your nose The Hart family is like its own choir and we be frezzing and dressed up like Eskimos ya unnerstand?"
British Bulldog Davy Boy Smith: "Merry Christmas! I'm fooked I want a drink"
Bret Hart: "Oh wow."
Graham: "Da man is thirsty ya unnerstand?"
Bulldog: "HO HO HO Graham Pillman I lyke youse guys! we gonna out and drink and eat and see a lot of pretty girls."
Pillman: "Can we have turkey?"
Bulldog: "Sure!"
CM Punk: "Really?"
CM punk dives off of Stu's basement stairs
1..........2............
Bulldog kicks out
Punk puts Bulldog in a chinlock
Punk takes bulldog down
1......2...........
Erick Rowan breaks the count
Stu Hart: "Come back you big bastard."
Rowan: "NO! Mr. Hart no more!"
Punk goes for another takedown
Blade Hart: "Get em granpa!"
Blade trips over Punk and Bulldog
Bulldog pours wine in Punk's eyes
Standing suplex to Punk
Bulldog slips on wine
Punk lands on Bulldog
1........2...........
.........3
WINNER: CM PUNK
Bret: "You got lucky Punk it's time you faced ME!"