David Crockett: "This is HARD TIMES! I'm so excited! Bob this is HARD TIMES!"
Bob Caudle: "Yes.... it sure is.. It is hard times and someone will suffer hard times David!"


Bob: "And we havent heard from our owner Conrad Thompson."
David: "Well, Bob we'll see but LETS GET READY! YEAH!"


Bob: "Ladies and gentlemen I'm going to introduce you to...."
Duaty Rhodes' theme hits


Bob: "Dusty Rhodes... Dusty the fans wanna hear from you!"
Dusty: "Bob livin in dis kuntreee we all have hard times..."


Dusty: "Yeah we got inflachawn and covidy runnin yeah dats hard times!"


Dusty: "And da Idaho slasher dats hard times!"


Dusty: "Dese are mah suns dey kno bout da bizness!"


Cody Rhodes: "C'mon dad were gonna kick ass!"
Dusty: "Ok Bob I gots to go we guna kick some hiney in palick if ya wheel!"


The Four horsemen theme hits


Dusty: "Where's Slicky Ricky dicky Flair? He didn't come out with ya!"


Jeff Jarrett's theme hits


Bob: "Where is Ric?"
David: "JUST LOOK AT JARRETT LOOK AT EM!"


both stare each other down




Cody: "It's like I'm lookin in a mirror!"


Mongo tackles Dusty
Malenko takes down Goldust


Goldust: "Dad help!"


Cross Roads to Jeff


Mongo botches a move on Dusty


1...........


......2.............


Goldust: "I qu-"
...3
WINNERS: THE RHODES FAMILY


Dusty: "We did dis thang as a family we came togetha fo da holidays!"


IT'S STING!




Sting: "Big Dust I have no problem with you I'm callin out Roddy Piper!"


Sting: "HA HA HA RODDY YOU WANNA PLAY GAMES? LIKE THE PRICE IS RIGHT RODDY SO LETS PLAY C'MON DOWN!"


Roddy Piper gets jumped by John Cena


AA to Piper


Cena: "HE'S ALL YOURS!"


Sting takes down the turtles




Sting: "I wonder what would happen if I mutated myself!"
Piper: "NO... NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"
Cena: "No man that isn't the way..."


Sting: "HA HA HA I'M GUNA BE JUST LIKE YOU RODDY!"