David Crockett: "This is HARD TIMES! I'm so excited! Bob this is HARD TIMES!"
Bob Caudle: "Yes.... it sure is.. It is hard times and someone will suffer hard times David!"
Bob: "And we havent heard from our owner Conrad Thompson."
David: "Well, Bob we'll see but LETS GET READY! YEAH!"
Bob: "Ladies and gentlemen I'm going to introduce you to...."
Duaty Rhodes' theme hits
Bob: "Dusty Rhodes... Dusty the fans wanna hear from you!"
Dusty: "Bob livin in dis kuntreee we all have hard times..."
Dusty: "Yeah we got inflachawn and covidy runnin yeah dats hard times!"
Dusty: "And da Idaho slasher dats hard times!"
Dusty: "Dese are mah suns dey kno bout da bizness!"
Cody Rhodes: "C'mon dad were gonna kick ass!"
Dusty: "Ok Bob I gots to go we guna kick some hiney in palick if ya wheel!"
The Four horsemen theme hits
Dusty: "Where's Slicky Ricky dicky Flair? He didn't come out with ya!"
Jeff Jarrett's theme hits
Bob: "Where is Ric?"
David: "JUST LOOK AT JARRETT LOOK AT EM!"
both stare each other down
Cody: "It's like I'm lookin in a mirror!"
Mongo tackles Dusty
Malenko takes down Goldust
Goldust: "Dad help!"
Cross Roads to Jeff
Mongo botches a move on Dusty
1...........
......2.............
Goldust: "I qu-"
...3
WINNERS: THE RHODES FAMILY
Dusty: "We did dis thang as a family we came togetha fo da holidays!"
IT'S STING!
Sting: "Big Dust I have no problem with you I'm callin out Roddy Piper!"
Sting: "HA HA HA RODDY YOU WANNA PLAY GAMES? LIKE THE PRICE IS RIGHT RODDY SO LETS PLAY C'MON DOWN!"
Roddy Piper gets jumped by John Cena
AA to Piper
Cena: "HE'S ALL YOURS!"
Sting takes down the turtles
Sting: "I wonder what would happen if I mutated myself!"
Piper: "NO... NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"
Cena: "No man that isn't the way..."
Sting: "HA HA HA I'M GUNA BE JUST LIKE YOU RODDY!"