Conrad Thompson: "Hey hey it's Conrad Thompson and welll ummmmmm everyone saw that news story.. Ric?"
Ric Flair: "Okay Gonrad I wuz naitching."


Conrad: "HA Ha Ric dats why yer da greatest!"
Ric: "Doze police officers kno wut I did fer da bizNEss."


Conrad: "Yeah the only bad thing is you missed da match."
Ric: "Yeah doze guyz in da rhodes family knew id beat em!"


Conrad: "Yew see da match?"
Ric: "Yah and fucken Jeff Jarrett lets us down."


Conrad: "We had to bail Flair out of jail."
Arn Anderson: "Yeeaaaaah we had to so yeah thats why we missed the show."


Conrad: "So uhhhh Jeff Ric says you blew it and lets us down."
Jeff Jarrett: "I'm going to say things about your father in-law you don't want to hear."


Jarrett: "Everybody glosses over if you want to go right for the jugular let's go listen he's an active alcoholic."


Conrad: "You're a fucking egomaniac who wants to make everything about you why were you even there you just go the fuck away to your OWN show."
Jarrett: "You and your budy Dave Meltzer all put over Flair and bury me."


Conrad: "Yah cuz you ruin things!"
Jarrett: "David crockett ran his old man's promotion out of business leading the charge was your father in-law. Flair couldn't balance a lemonade."


Conrad: "Yew got anything to say about Ric."
Eric Bischoff: "Ric always lets everyone down."


Conrad: "NO he's my keeds grand dad."
Bischoff: "Ric made you no show your own pay per view conrad!"