David Crockett: "THIS IS EXCITING! THIS IS HOLIDAY HELLLLLLLLL!"
Bob Caudle: "Yes it will be David!"


David: "We will see the final chapter between Cena and Piper!"
Bob: "Yes and we will have the American dream Dusty Rhodes!"


Dusty Rhodes: "I gut mah sun I got to show hem how ya get ovah!"


Dusty: "With all da kiddies on da tweeter sayin dis sayin dat it aint ovah!"


Dusty: "Big dust will show em!"


Dusty: "Dis is how ya get over."


Dusty: "Louk at dese guys we gonna have an ol bunkhouse match!"






Dusty: "Dat football shit aint ovah!"




Dusty Bionic elbow to Tommy Dreamer


WINNER: DUSTY RHODES
Dusty: "Ya taken notes ked?"
Cody Rhodes: "Yeah ok uhh dad about that?"


Dusty: "Wut is dat You wanna be mah sun ya gawda be ovah!"
Cody: "Dad, what about Dustin? You give him that treatment?"


Dusty: "Dustin is gay so I gawda be nice to hem ya unnerstand?"


Bob: "Now wrestling fans you've heard the war of words between Ric Flair and Jeff Jarrett!"


Bob: "Ric the fans wanna hear from you!"


Ric: "JEFFF Jarrett! You think ya a big man huh Well no sir I am da Naaatureee booo-"




David Crockett: "KHALI GET OUTTA HERE!"


Conrad Thompson: "What the fuck ya dewin? Get to yer own fucken show!"


Jeff Jarrett: "Awww shut upp you rat!"


Jeff: "Lets get the robe!"




Jeff puts the robe on!


Jeff: "WHOOOOOOOO I'M THE NEW NAAAAAAAATUREEEEEEEEEEEE BOOOOOOOOOOOY!"


John Cena's theme hits


Cena: "Piper Where you at?"


Piper: "Merry Christmas!"




Roddy Piper: "You can't see green!"




1....2............


Cena kicks out


shoulder block to Piper


Cena: "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"




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KICKOUT


AA to Piper


1.......2........


Piper kicks out


Cena and Piper goto the top rope


AA to Piper off the top rope


1..........2...........


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WINNER: JOHN CENA


Cena: "WE DID IT! ALL OF THE CENATION WE RISE UP AND NEVER GIVE UP!"