David Crockett: "THIS IS EXCITING! THIS IS HOLIDAY HELLLLLLLLL!"
Bob Caudle: "Yes it will be David!"
David: "We will see the final chapter between Cena and Piper!"
Bob: "Yes and we will have the American dream Dusty Rhodes!"
Dusty Rhodes: "I gut mah sun I got to show hem how ya get ovah!"
Dusty: "With all da kiddies on da tweeter sayin dis sayin dat it aint ovah!"
Dusty: "Big dust will show em!"
Dusty: "Dis is how ya get over."
Dusty: "Louk at dese guys we gonna have an ol bunkhouse match!"
Dusty: "Dat football shit aint ovah!"
Dusty Bionic elbow to Tommy Dreamer
WINNER: DUSTY RHODES
Dusty: "Ya taken notes ked?"
Cody Rhodes: "Yeah ok uhh dad about that?"
Dusty: "Wut is dat You wanna be mah sun ya gawda be ovah!"
Cody: "Dad, what about Dustin? You give him that treatment?"
Dusty: "Dustin is gay so I gawda be nice to hem ya unnerstand?"
Bob: "Now wrestling fans you've heard the war of words between Ric Flair and Jeff Jarrett!"
Bob: "Ric the fans wanna hear from you!"
Ric: "JEFFF Jarrett! You think ya a big man huh Well no sir I am da Naaatureee booo-"
David Crockett: "KHALI GET OUTTA HERE!"
Conrad Thompson: "What the fuck ya dewin? Get to yer own fucken show!"
Jeff Jarrett: "Awww shut upp you rat!"
Jeff: "Lets get the robe!"
Jeff puts the robe on!
Jeff: "WHOOOOOOOO I'M THE NEW NAAAAAAAATUREEEEEEEEEEEE BOOOOOOOOOOOY!"
John Cena's theme hits
Cena: "Piper Where you at?"
Piper: "Merry Christmas!"
Roddy Piper: "You can't see green!"
1....2............
Cena kicks out
shoulder block to Piper
Cena: "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
1..............2........
KICKOUT
AA to Piper
1.......2........
Piper kicks out
Cena and Piper goto the top rope
AA to Piper off the top rope
1..........2...........
.............3
WINNER: JOHN CENA
Cena: "WE DID IT! ALL OF THE CENATION WE RISE UP AND NEVER GIVE UP!"