Patrick Duffy: "I want to welcome everyone to Fun Friday! This Fun Friday will be the best ever.. OK when do I get paid?
Tony chime; "Now it's time for the Hasbro Battle Royal!"
Piper is elimnated
Knobbs and the mountie are elimnated
Rick Martel is elimnated
Sgt Slaughter is elimnated
Giant elimnates Koko
Giant: "I Did it! The Title shot is mine Furry Fandom will rule!"
HTM elimnates Giant
HTM: "Hahaha you fucking marks I now will et a title shot anytime I want ya marks!"
Brandon Walker: "Just wait till EJ finds out about my sister faking her pregnancy..."
Freddie Blassie: "You can bring out anyone to face the hit man will will take down anyone!"
Bret Hart: "You got that right, I will out wrestle anyone!"
(Triple H's music hits)
Triple H slaps Bret
Triple H slaps Freddie Blassie
DDT to Triple H
cross face to Triple H
Triple H grabs the ropes
1,2....
Triple H kicks out
Bret gets Triple H outside the ring
punches to Triple H
HHH puts Bret into the post
HHH hits Bret with a pipe
pedigree to Bret
1,2........3
WINNER: TRIPLE H
Triple H attacks Freddie Blassie
Triple H: "I don't give a crap............"
Scott Steiner: "H I get you I will get you..."
Batista music hits
punches to Steiner
belly to belly suplex to Batista
dive to Batista
1,2..........
kickout
neckbreaker to Steiner
Batista bomb to Steiner
1,2..............
kickout
punches to Steiner
Batista goes for a spear to Steiner
Steiner moves out of the way
1,2....................3
WINNER SCOTT STEINER
Scott Steiner: "Big Poppa Pump is ya hook up holla if ya here me!"
Triple H attacks Steiner with a wrench
Triple H rams Steiner's head into the concrete
Triple H: "I don't give a crap.......... "
pedigree to Steiner
1,2...........3
WINNER TRIPLE H
Triple H: "I will become the new champion and I will show all of you!"
Joe Laracuente: "Meanwhile on Tompkins Street......"
Ahmed Johnson: "Undertaker you better be ready... Thers nothin' between us than air and a tooty boy... Morty Don't touch my medications.....and I'm in a real bad moon!"
punches to Ahmed
tombstone to Ahmed
Undertaker: "I could end it right now... I won't I have to bury him. It's burying time!"
Undertaker carries Ahmed
another tombstone to Ahmed
head scissors to Ahmed
Spear to Ahmed
1,2............
kickout
Undertaker carries Ahmed
Ahmed hits Undertaker with a stick
1,2.......
kickout
Undertaker throws Ahmed
Ahmed falls into a grave
Undertaker jumps into the grave
1,2..............3
WINNER: UNDERTAKER
Ahmed is being buried
Undertaker: "I have never been a fan of any man professional football or professional wrestling......."
Joe Laracuente: "It's Titttttttttttttttyyyyyyy Tiiiimmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""""""
Triple H music hits
Mufasa's music hits
punches to Triple H
belly to belly suplex to HHH
press slam to HHH out of the ring
Mufasa dives out of the ring onto HHH
HHH grabs a weapon
HHH chokes Mufasa
HHH chokes Mufasa
spear to Mufasa
belly to belly suplex to HHH off the stage
both fall off the stage
1,2.........
kickout
piledriver to HHH
1................2
kickout
Mufasa goes for a moonsault
Mufasa botches and lands on his head
both are down!
JOHN CENA'S MUSIC HITS!!!!!!!!!!
attitude adjuster to HHH
attitude adjuster to Mufasa
John Cena: "Newsflash! Half the people out there think I suck....... My time is now........."
Joe Laracuente: "Who told him that Fox News?"
Cena leaves
1,2...............
Triple H kicks out
botched piledriver to HHH
1,.............2...............................3
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION MUFASA!!!!
Mufasa: "Whenever you feel alone, just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you. And so will I... Bitches............"
Joe Laracuente: "I hope everyone had fun......I'm going to bed......"