Superstar Billy Graham: "Welcome to Stu Hart's basement and were gonna say goodbye to 2022 I'm like Dick Clark but I am more powerful than him right?"
Flyin Brian Pillman: "Thats right Mr. Superstar, were gonna give 2022 an arm bar!"
Classy Freddie Blassie: "Hold hold on The class is comin down the stairs!"
Freddie: "Last week Nikolai Volkoff was brought here and Stu took liberties with him the great Russian champeen!"
Graham: "Ok, Soooo Stu dats wut he does ya unnerstand stu does dat!"
Pillman: "Mr. Hart gives anyone wrestling training!"
Blassie: "Here come on down the stairs.... My guy Volkoff has been wrestling for years and well hes done it all ya pencil neck geek!"
Blassie: "I got the Iron Sheik here and he's gonna show everyone how to wrestle!"
Iron Sheik: "I SHOW EM I AM DERE FUCKEN TEACHER! I BEAT DA FUCK OUTTA ALL OF DEM!"
Sheik suplexs Rosey
Blassie: "Whadda tell ya Superstar Sheik is a wrestling champeen!"
Graham: "He's very impressive he's been around and-"
Sheik: "AND..... AND AAU FUCKEN DA AAU CHAMPION LIKE DAN GABLE!"
Stu Hart: "Ehhhhhwutsgoenondowndereeeehhhhhh."
Stu: "Letmeshowyeewwwwwwwwwwaholdeeeeehhhh."
Blassie: "Hey? What are you doin Sheik is shooting on that guy!"
Blassie: "Nikiola stop Stu!"
Bret Hart: "Hold on dad were coming!"
British Bulldog: "HO HO WHERES DA FOOKEN NEW YEARS PIZZA ROLLS HO HO HO!"
Bulldog falls down the stairs
Bret falls over bulldog
Blassie: "SHOW EM SHEIK!"
Stu: "Ehhhhhhhhhhh!"
Rosey: "AaaaaHHHHHHHH I QUIT! I QUIT!"
Graham: "TUNE IN NEXT WEEK! This is where WRESTLING LIVES RIGHT HERE IN DA STINKIN DUNGEON!"