David Crockett: "Happy Nu yearz eve! I luv Nu Yearz eve dont yew Bob?"
Bob Caudle: "Yes I do David and well how about last week with Jeff Jarrett..."


Crockett: "Jeff thinks hes Ric Flair? That was not right."
Caudle: "Well wrestling fans I got the man here..... AS IN THE MAN...."


Caudle: "Lets bring out da nature boy Ric Flaaaaaiir!"
Ric Flair's theme hits


Caudle: "Nature boy the fans wanna hear from you."


Flair: "Firzst off wanna dank all da barz dat are open late tonite WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"


Flair: "BUT JEFF JARRETT! You dink dat yu can take da naaaaature boy out?"


Flair: "Don't yew kno wut ive been into? WHOOOOOOO survived a plane crash and soooo many utter dings!"


Flair: "I'VE BLED I'VE UH SWEAT AND EYE UH CRIED PAYED DA PRYICXZEE!"


Flair: "Whaddu dew huh? Ya daddy owned a promotion oh dats sumthin? NAW NAW IT AINT!"


Flair: "I walked down da aisle went against Brodee AND HARLEE HARLEEEE! WHADD YEW DEW?"


Flair: "Jeff you never dun nuthen in dis bizness ok? NEVER A DIIME DRAWN WIT YEW!"


Flair: "Dese sunglasses flyen off of da nature boy dey kno its tooo HAWT WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"


Jeff Jarrett: "Heeeeay Ric you wanna fight me?"
Flair: "YEAH I DO I WANT TO NOW! NOW! LETS GO!"


Jeff: "Well......"
Flair: "NO well were guna fight you stupid sumabitch!"


Jeff: "Before we fight you agree to any terms?"
Flair: "DATS RITE ANYDING YEW WANT!"


Jeff: "Well when we fight it will be a career match!"
Flair: "What let me tell yew eye-"


Great Khali chokes Flair


Crockett: "Leave hem alone!"


Jeff: "Haaaaaay Ric I'm guna be the new naaaaaature boy WHOOOOOOOOOO!!"



Conrad Thompson: "Hey Hey Conrad Thompson here yew wanna save money of course yew dew goto mah site!"



David Crockett: "LOOK AT TOMMY DREAMER! JUST LOOK AT EM!"


Dusty Rhodes: "Go out dere and get em Codee me n Dusten are guna b watchen so go get ovah!"


Cody takes down Tommy




Dusty: "Hold on dere dis submisson it aint ovah!"
Cody: "What do I do dad?"


Dusty: "Dis ain't how ya wrestle sun!"


Roddy Piper: "HOLD ON! STOP! Dusty is giving wrestling lessons!"
Crockett: "Dusty nose wrestlin piper!"
Piper: "HAHAHAHA DAT FAT SACK OF CRAP? HE KNOWS WRESTLING? HAHAHA NO WAY!"


Piper: "I'll step in dere right now and show em!"
Crockett: "Piper it's a father son moment here!"
Piper: "Oh mah gawd dat fat whale has keds oh rite look at boy george over dere!"


Piper puts Dustin into the post


Piper punches Dusty


Piper: "AY Kid you wanna see how you win?"


Piper: "YEW DEW DIS DA SLEEPER HOLD AND YEW WIN! GOT IT?"