EARILER THIS WEEK:

Conrad Thompson: "I guess you're pretty proud of yourself huh Jeff?"
Jeff Jarrett: "HA HA HA HA!"


Conrad: "Why is this funny? You had Morgan's granpa attacked."
Jeff: "Oh what a great christmas HA HA I will become the new nature boy!"


Conrad: "Why in the fuck where you there? You have your own show go the fuck away."
Jeff: "Oh I had to do it. I've been waiting to take Ric out and now I finally have!"


Conrad: "There's magic in wrestling no magic son what you and Khali did there should have been police involvement if ric wasn't such an old head you'd be behind bars."
Jeff: "Well stay tuned cuz I can't wait to finally take out Ric for good."



Kevin Owens: "AHM D NU STONE COLD! YEZZIR HOPE Y'ALL HAD A GREAT CHRISTMAS!"


Owens: "Ladies and gentlemen d nu Naaaature boooiii!"


Jeff Jarret's theme hits


Jarret struts
Jarrett: "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"


Ric Flair: "You two huh? Diz aint goen down."


Flair: "Gimmie dat camera."


Flair: "Jeff you never dun nothen in diz biznezz you a a leetch in da bizness!"


Eric Bischoff: "Hold on Ric as your buisness rep let me talk with ya."
Flair: "What do you want?"


Bischoff: "Ric they could have you arrested for tresspassing."


Stunning Steve Austin: "OH WELL WADDA WE HAVE HERE SON? OH THA GUY THAT HAD ME FIRED FROM WCW!"


Stun Gun to Bischoff


Flair: "Danks Deve."
Austin: "Listen here son I know you also had me buried!"


Flair: "Deve dat wuz such a long tyme ago."
Austin: "What? I don't forget.. WHAT? I hold grudges."


Stun gun to Flair


Jeff: "Lets get outta here!"