Terry Funk: "Where those yay-whos at?"


Funk: "Well I'll be da host..... So anyone watching I got some Marty Robbins tunes I can sing."


Funk: "Out in the West Texas town of El Paso I fell in love with a Mexican girl Nighttime would find me in Rosa's cantina Music would play."


Stunning Steve Austin: "Annnnnnnd Felina would whirl Blacker than night were the eyes of Felina Wicked and evil while casting a spell."


Funk: "Come on out ya fucken cowards!"
Austin: "If ya want me to sing big iron gimmie a HECK YEAH!"


Austin: "He's behind me isn't he?"
Funk: "Yup."


Stun Gun to Khali


Austin beats Khali with a chair


Eric Bischoff: "Steve you want me so go ahead get ME!"


Kevin Owens hits Austin with a chair


Jeff Jarrett jumps Funk


Stone Cold Stunner to Austin


Owens: "START THROWEN ME SUM BEERS MAYBE SOME OF DEM LABATTS!"


Mark 'Master of Pain' Callous: "You don't drink a beer in my home state!"


Heart punch to Owens


boot to Jarrett


Tombstone to Eric Bischoff


Callous: "Pretty soon you all will REEEEEEEEESSSSSSSST INNNNN PEEEEAAAAAAACCCEEEEEEEEE!"