Flyin Brian Pillman: "Welcome to Stu Hart's basement! Now Superstar you have something to say?"
Superstar Billy Graham: "I am deeply sorry. First and foremost I apologize to Bob Backlund and Keith Lee."
Graham: "I hope to make up for my actions. Stu has me now doing all the art work for this show."
Graham: "And I have a painting I painted now listed on Etsy and the money earned from my etsy listing goes to the ummm uhhhhh sick kids."
Pillman: "Now coming down the stairs from England The British Bulldog!"
Graham: "With him is tha great Stu Hart!"
British Bulldog: "Where is da fooker huh? Lets fooken rassle?"
Pillman: "And coming down the stairs...."
Graham: "*sigh* Fuck........ It's Bobby fucking Backlund. And some fucking loser."
Stu Hart: "Ehhhher ya eeehhhhhhhhh big bastards."
Bulldog puts a front face lock to Keith Lee
Lee tries to escape
Lee inadvertently kicks Superstar in the balls
Graham: "Ohhhhh fuuuuuuuck!"
1............
Superstar breaks the count
Graham: "FUCK YOU! YOU KNOW WHO I AM? THE GOD DAMN SUPERSTAR THE SUPERSTAR YOU FUCKER!"
Graham punches Lee
Graham: "Bobby you want some of Superstar? HUH? I DON'T THINK SO YOU BORING FUCK!"
Bo Dallas falls down the stairs
Dallas: "Heeeeeelp meeeee."
Iron Sheik: "FUCK YOU BO THE DALLAS!"
Freddie Blassie: "Go get em Shiek! Show em Sheik!"
Sheik: "I humble dis fucken jabroni!"
Blassie: "Dats rite Sheik!"
Blassie: "Dats da Sheik he knows wrestling you pencil neck geeks!"
Stu: "Let meeeehgrabdisleg ehhhhhhhhh."
Standing Suplex to Lee
1..........
Graham breaks a wine bottle over Backlund's head
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WINNER: BRITISH BULLDOG
Graham: "Thaa winner tha British Bulldog! Bulldog my brotha how does it feel?
Bulldog: "I'm gonna get fooked up!"
Blassie: "Show em Sheik!"
Stu: "Ehhhhhhh dis ehh leg ehhhhhhhhh."