Chris Jericho: "Wellllcome to the Hiiiighliiiight Reel!!" Today I have a guest on here who next week will be facing the only dinosaur on the planet The Big Show!"

(Big Show music hits)
Big Show: "Thanks for having me on.."
Chris Jericho: "No problem, Show, now are you worried that this dinosaur might hurt career?"
Big Show: "I-"

(Stegosaurs music hits)
Stegosaurs: "I will end your wrestling career, I'm the last dinosaur, bitch!"
Chris Jericho: "We, know we know just step on the scale for this offical weigh in!"
Stegosaurs: "yeah, whatever...."

Chris Jericho: "The Stegosaurs weighs in at 6,000 pounds!"
Big Show: "I ate a plate of nachos at applebees that size once! That ain't shit!"
Chris Jericho: "Step on the scale!"
(big show steps on the scale)

Chris Jericho: "The Big Show weighs in at 441 pounds!"
Steosaurs: "You little shit, I bet my cock is the size of your body!"
Big Show: "Say that to my face!"
(Stegosuars attacks Big Show)

Chris Jericho: "You bastards you broke my Jeri-tron 6000!"



COMMERCIAL

Ax: "Randy Savage! Get out here I want to fight you right here right now in a ladder match!"
William Regal: "Ax, you will get your match next week in Kalamazoo Michigan in a Ladder match!"


(Randy Savage music hits)
Mike Tenay: "Randy Savage is a dumptruck!!!"
Don West: "RANDY SAVAGE IS IN A DUMPTRUCK!!!!"

Randy Savage: "Ohhhh Yeah!"
(Randy dumps Super Nintendo games on Ax)

Randy Savage: "Fuck you, ohhh yeah!"

Mike Tenay: "To the back with RVD!"
RVD: "Kane wants my belt, ha well you know that I like doritos and lets not to forget to mention I like Taco Bell!"
(kane enters and puts RVD in a NES)
Kane: "You like my foot?"



COMMERCIAL

Tony Chimel: "Currently in the ring to my right from Earthrelm..... Scorpion!"

Tony Chimel: "And making his way to the ring from New York City, John Bradshaw Layfield!"

(JBL DDT's Scorpion 1,2,3 WINNER: JBL)

JBL: "Randy Orton, I'm so sick of you bitching and complaing if you want Sable you have to get though me!"

(Randy Orton enters the ring and attacks JBL)

(RKO to JBL)

Mike Tenay: "Randy Orton is standing tall!"

William Regal: "Scorpion if you want a Fun Friday contract, all you have to go is beat this man!"

Don West: "Scorpion has not got up from the JBL match, THIS IS JUST SO WRONG!"

(Kanes music hits)

(chokeslam to Scorpion 1,2,3 WINNER: KANE)




COMMERCIAL

Triple H: "I challenge anyone right now, for a shot at my title, anyone but The Undertaker, I will NOT Face The Undertaker, I don't want to lose this title! I don't want to job to Undertaker I'm Triple H damn it!" Bring my opponet out now!"

(Crush's music hits)

(slam to Crush 1,2,3 WINNER: TRIPLE H)


Triple H: "I will not face Undertaker!"

Mike Tenay: "To the back with Honkey Tonk man!"
Honky Tonk Man: "Ya know I'm so sick of not being booked on this show, I have formed this group!"
Rick Martel: "Look at me, this group will make a impact on Fun Friday!"
Giant Gonzalez: "hahah fsdohfxod woit!"
Brain Knobbs" "What he said!"


COMMERCIAL

JR: "In the ring I have a evil son a bitch Doink! Doink will stop The Undertaker!"

(Undertaker music hits)

(tombstone to Doink 1,2,3 WINNER: UNDERTAKER)


JR: "Undertaker, you think you have got it huh, well you, you have to face, Chyna!"

(head scissors to Chyna WINNER VIA SUBMISSION: UNDERTAKER)

Mike Tenay: "To the back with The Aliagator!"
Aligator: "This is fucking bullshit-ta that I have been left off next weeks card I will be there and I will do a run-in!"



Joe Laracuente: "I hope everyone had fun!"