David Crockett: "Welcome to the show and well Bob I can't just wow un real Ric Flair is no more!"
Bob Caudle: "Yes fans Ric Flair lost a career match last week to Jeff Jarrett."
Bob: "And lets bring em out here Jeff Jarrett get out here!"
Bob: "Jeff I speak for the wrestling fans, what the hell are you doing?"
Jeff Jarrett: "Bob I don't care wut you or you failure of a friend david crockett think!"
Jeff: "I RULE WRESTLING! I AM THE NEW NATURE BOY!"
Jeff: "If anyone has a problem with me ruling wrestling step up and come on!"
David: "Yeah I gut a prawblem wif that yew kno Flair made this biZness ya unnerstand?"
Jeff: "Oh fuck off ya flunkie!"
Jeff slaps David
Jeff: "I Run wrestling! Oh and this shit show sucks! I got my own show!"
Conrad Thompson: "Yah da show im given yew money fer!"
Jeff: "Naw fuck yew Connie! I don't need your help! Jeff Jarrett's world is declaring war on this show!"
Jeff stomps on Conrad
Jeff punches Bob Caudle
Jeff: "Yeah thats for asken dat dumb question! Jarrett's World is the number one promotion!"
Roddy Piper: "AYYYYYY STINGY! STINGY YOU HEAR ME?"
Piper: "STINGY YEW HEAR ME? Can you hear me calling? Can you hear me running can you hear me calling you STINGY?"
Dusty Rhodes' theme hits
Piper: "Awww I want Stingy not a cross dresser a failure and a fat homo!"
Dusty: "i HEAR YAH Pipeuhhh you dink bah haven my dumb sun sayen da match wuz ovah it's ovah? Naw it aint ovah!"
Piper: "I beat yew!"
Dusty: "NAH NO ONE WUN mah dumb sun sed i couldnt get up mah dumb azz sun shuld not huv done dat yaunnserstand?"
Cody Rhodes: "Who are you calling dumb"
Dusty: "YEW Yew a freaking dumb as a damn ox you are not ovah lyke me!"
Dusty: "So I tell ya Ko-dee ya aint apart of dis family anymoar ok I have no sun!"
Piper: "NO son huh me has keds me has bunches of dem I never NEVER disown dem!"
Dusty: "I sed he aint ovah so he aint mah sun! I do wany I want And goldy whatevah you choose as a gender dats fine daddeh!"
Sting: "OHHHHHHHH RODDDDDY!"