Flyin Brian Pillman: "Mr. Superstar I heard we have an announcement to make?"
Superstar Billy Graham: "First my painting symbolizes my blindness to Hate. I don't hate anyone and yes we got a new signing!"


Graham: "Yah and we gotta say he's not arrived yet but we know he will get Stu some viewers from jolly ol england!"
Pillman: "Oh I think I know who it is!"


Graham: "It's a surpise and this man will make headlines Ha ha thats for sure!"


Graham: "Now for today we got wrestling brotha oh and Stu where Stu?"
Pillman: "I don't know Mr. Superstar."


Graham: "Well brotha I gotta say the fruit Stu has upstairs is expired it's rotten!"


Stu Hart: "Ehitsnot rotten eh it'sehh ripe."
Bret Hart: "I wanna wrestle dad let ME wrestle!"


Graham: "Here's that fuck Bobby Backlund and his protege Keith Lee coming down the stairs."


Bob Backlund: "Stu you tryin to kill my man Keith you know he's allergic to pineapples!"


Bob: "OK Bret you wanna wrestle? Keith will wrestle you!"


Lee goes for a clothesline to Lee


Bret takes down Lee


Bret goes for a headlock


Bob: "Come on Lee use your power!"


Lee lifts up Bret


leg scissors to Bret


Bret counters
Bob: "Aww c'mon get out of it! You can do it!"


Graham punches Bob down


Graham kicks Lee in the head


Graham: "I'm sick of this SHIT!"
Stu Hart: "ehhh oneehhhtwooehhhhhhhhhhh threeeehhhhhhhh."


Pillman: "Well next week our new signing will ohh I hear footsteps down the stairs!"


Jack Gallagher: "I am here and they call me the Bill Cosby of wrestling!"


Jack: "And you know what that means."