David Crockett: "Welcome to the legends only league! Bob we got Dusty Rhodes and John Cena on this show!"
Bob Caudle: "Ye we do David and wrestling fans let me bring out the American dream Dusty Rhodes!"
Bob: "Dusty the fans wanna hear from ya!"
Dusty Rhodes: "Everyone is asken bout mah sun mah sun dis mah sun dat!"
Bob: "Well Dusty whats going on with Cody?"
Dusty: "Yeah mah sun is goen thru a phase Bob he wants to be rebel an I did it back den."
Dusty: "Mah daddy wuz a plumber and I helped my daddy diggin ditches and codee nevah did dat!"
Dusty: "And everyone knos dat Cody aint ovah lyke me or even his brotha and his brotha has a another lifeastylah!"
Dusty: "And Dustin he is free and he is happy and da dream is happy fo Dustin!"
Dusty: "But Codeee come on out ya dadday wants to give ya a talken to!"
Stardust: "Yeah what do you want?"
Dusty: "Why you be Stardust yew still aint ovah!"
Dusty: "Be lyke me be lika ya daddeh be da dream bay beh be fo da people!"
Stardust: "I wanna wrestle you and you'll see how over I am!"
Dusty: "Yew wanna face da dream? Ha No sun ya aint even in mah league sun please you aint even ovah!"
Dusty: "Cuz sun if you evah a big star lyke me ya know it's a long hard ride but yew aint a staah!"
Bob: "Wrestling fans I have John Cena here!"
John Cena: "Bob, this ain't a wrestling promo NO I WANT TO KICK RODDY PIPER'S ASS!"
Bob: "May I ask why do you want Roddy Piper?!"
Cena: "He has been prowling in my neighborhood and has been stalking Nikki!"
Roddy Piper: "HA HA I don't stalk I gets womens and Nikki she be freakin ugly!"
Piper: "She aint got the look She aint got the look I'm guna put Cena in da sleeper and turn em blue and aaay nikki who would be wit you?"
Piper: "Ayyy the hot rod is singen yah la la la la la na na na na na na She aint got the look!"
Nikki: "Please John get him away from me!"
Nikki: "I can't even look at him!"
John: "You are about to get A GOD DAMN BEATING!"
Piper: "John Cena aint a man hot rod hits like a hammer and Cenation is a juvenile scam!"
Bob: "John! You got Piper down what you do?"
John: "Nothin Bob!"