David Crockett: "Welcome back to The Legends Only League!"
Bob Caudle: "Bob let me bring me out!"
Bob: "The American dream Dusty Rhodes and Dusty the fans wanna hear from you!"
Dusty Rhodes: "Yew sea dat my brotha Ramblin Ricky showed and well Ricky is partyin it up.."
Dusty: "Ricky is out and im here to da family biiznez ya unnerstand!"
Dusty: "Coadee listen here sun im guna give a ya beatin and yer uncle ricky is gunna a give you a beaten!"
Dusty: "Trust me uncle Ricky aint happy so i told em to go out and party and when he gets back it ya azz coadee!"
Cody Rhodes hits Dusty with a chair
Cody knocks over Bob
Conrad Thompson: "Get outta here you knocked over Bob!"
Conrad: "Duzten get Cody outta here!"
John Cena: "GET OUTTA HERE!"
Cena: "Alright Bob is up!"
Nikki Bella: "Bob is OK!"
Bob: "John has there been any updates on the Mohawk Valley Prowler?"
Nikki: "John is going to get em bob!"
Cena: "Thats right Piper or whomever is stalking my gal is gunna get my five knuckle shuffle up his or hers ass!"
Conrad: "If yew find out who it is lets have a match between ya two guyz!"
Cena: "Lets go! Let do it!"
Piper hits Cena with a chair
Piper: "It aint me get my name outta ya mouf ya moron!"
Sting: "Ohhhh Rodddy you will go back to being a human I got the ooze!"
Roddy: "Yew don't got da oozee you lyin!"
Sting: "Ohhh Roddy Roddy you fool you know I have it!"
Sting: "It's show and tell time Roddy!"
Roddy: "Get em down!"
Roddy: "He ain't lyke me and mah turtle friends he is guna be back into a human!"
Paul Orndorff: "Ok Roddy but is dis really rasslin?"
Roddy: "Me don't give a fuck if it be rasslin or not rasslin Stingy put it on himself member dat?"
Roddy: "Ohhhhhhhh Stingy open wide!"
Roddy: "Stingy you aint no turtle have fun being a human agen!"
Sting moves out of the way
Roddy: "Ohhh shiiit."