Paul Heyman: "Welcome to Fun Friday Right here right now is the contract signing between Triple H and John Cena for next weeks match in Saginaw!"


John Cenas music hits




Triple H attacks Cena


into the steps


into the table


pedigree to Cena


Triple H: "I'm warning you Cena next week your career will be over!"


Jake Roberts: "Finally were back on what should we do?"
Ax: "Fuck I dunno maybe we should eat these cornies?"


Paul Heyman: "Hey how ya doing. I'm Paul E the E is for Extreme.."
Chuck: "Hey I'm Chuck...."


Paul Heyman: "OK Chuck in two weeks I will try to find warrior in Parts Unknown can you be the GM for the day?"
Chuck: "Yeah sure I'll try......"




Lance Storm: "OK, Really this show just plain sucks who the hell actually reads this some loser, who writes this? a 21 year old loser!"


slap to Lance


Freddie Blassie: "In two weeks Lance you will be out wrestled by the hit man Bret Hart!"


Sable: "Booker you have to be at my wedding!"
Booker T: "Yah I can dig!"




HTM: "Listen here ya bunch of fuckin' marks I can use my number one contendership[ anytime I want!"


undertaker punches HTM


Undertaker: "Shut up! I don't have a match next week for next week Joe I swaer to you if you don't book me for next week I will take Kara Waller!"


Tony Chimel: "Currently in the ring from the geek squad Stevie Richards!"


Rikishi's theme hits


punches to Stevie


Rikishi is backing his ass up


stinkface to Stevie


Rikishi sits on Stevie
1,2,3 WINNER RIKISHI




Undertaker: "Everyone sit down and shut up playtime is over...."


punches to Rikishi


tombstone to Rikishi


Undertaker: "Joe you better listen and listen good put me in a match next week or I will make sure this show will end!"




Chris Jericho: "WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLCOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEE to the Highlight reel!"


The Mega Bucks music hits


Chris Jericho: "Ok Million Dollar man and Hulk Hogan whats going to happen next week?"


Ted Diabase: "I will take down Mufasa and seize his assets!"
Hulk Hogan: "Listen here brah my multi-miilion dollar man will tame that beast brother!"


Hulk Hogan: "And YOU Batista I will take down the animal and help the multi million dollar man get more multi millions!"


Mufasa theme hits


Mufasa attacks Hulk Hogan


Mufasa attacks Ted


Jericho tries to attack Mufasa


Mufasa attacks Jericho


Batista theme hits


spear to Mufasa


Batista: "You all can talk all you want..... I want the title next week.."


Joe Laracuente: "I hope everyone had fun!"