Paul Heyman: "Welcome to Watch them die live! AND if you saw last week... I have something to say."
Heyman: "Sooooooooooo last week you said what if your daddy saw this?"
Jeff Jarrett: "Yeah and well this isn't wrestling."
Heyman: "YEAH NO SHIT! IT'S FIGHTING....What would your daddy think that it's all over the news that you are on the run?"
Heyman: "Yeah you wanna shoot cowboy? Lets Shoot!"
Jeff: "C'mon."
Heyman: "You fled to Mexico and you came to me begging oh YES YOU DID AND YOU KNOW IT!"
Jeff: "Yeah I didn't know I was getting into this."
Kevin Owens: "Yeah we only be here cuz we dought dere be tacos."
Owens: "Yah it's enuff k?"
Heyman: "Oh Senor Fat Ass is in my face I'm so scared!"
Heyman: "Go ahead you know that I'm bailing you guys out! Go ahead hit me I'll end this deal!"
Jeff: "We gotta get outta here!"
Heyman: "Go ahead and leave and be broke It's time to FIGHT!"
Heyman: "Ken Shamrock is HERE TO KILL! KILL! KILL!"
Sandman: "I heard this is like ECW!
Heyman: "Well not really, sir."
Heyman: "Ken please show this fool what WATCH THEM DIE LIVE IS ALL ABOUT!"
Shamrock takes down Sandman
Terry Funk and Stunning Steve brawl with Great Khali
Heyman: "HAAAY HANDS OFF KHALI!"
Heyman: "Nobody fights unless I say so!"
Khali botches a slam to Funk
Heyman: "Omos Get em!"
Omos gives Stunning Steve bear hug
Khali and Omos have a stare down
Heyman: "YES VERY SOON THESE TWO GIANTS WILL FIGHT AND YOU WILL GET TO WATCH THEM DIE LIVE!"