Brian Pillman: "Welcome to the sho-"
Shawn Michaels: "Ladies and genelteman DX is HERE!"
Xpac: "And we at DX we tell the Harts to SUCK IT!"
Shawn: "In prison the Harts are getting it from behind!"
Xpac: "And they SUCK IT IN PRISON!"
Bob Backlund: "And Superstar is getting pounded!"
Bob: "Superstar was so scared of me and my charisesymaaah!"
CM Punk: "STOP THE SHOW!"
Punk and Daniel Bryan go down the stairs
Punk: "Shawn you and Xpac are drug addicts!"
Shawn: "Nope not me I'm a good christian man NOW I have been saved!"
Daniel Bryan: "And we do not eat any GMO's!"
Xpac: "Whaaa you don't eat any goats?"
Shawn: "Punk you are a great value Bret Hart!"
Punk: "NO I'm better than Bret!"
Shawn: "Oh right you are better than Bret."
Punk: "Thank you!"
Shawn: "You turned away more viewers than Bret and like Bret couldnt draw flies to poo!"
Backlund back suplexs Bryan
Xpac and Shawn beatdown Punk
Pillman: "C'mon guys!"
Superkick to Punk
Shawn: "You wanna be like Bret? Well Bret lways got superkicked!"
Shawn: "Give him the bronco buster!"
Jim Neidhart: "Fuck yeeeu NAHHH HEEEH HEH!"
Jim throws Xpac
Shawn: "What are you doin-"
back elbow to Shawn
Pillman: "Jim, What are you doing here?"
Jim: "I'm here to stop DX DUH!"
Jim: "I was a record holder in an anvil toss now I set the record for a Xpac toss!"
Jim: "And I'm going to join Punk and Bryan to take on these punks HA HA HA!"