Mean Gene Okerlund: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome I am here to annouce that the biggest match in Stu Hart's Wrestling history has been signed."


Mean Gene: "It's DX versus CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, and Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart! This is going to be an epic clash of the titans, a battle for the ages!"


Mean Gene: "The DX army is ready for war. They are most outlandish team ever. But, they face three of the most talented and explosive wrestlers in the business today. Let's take a look what DX has to say....."


Shawn Michaels: "Yeah I know DX has been through it all. We've faced some of the toughest and meanest guys this business has to offer. But this time, we're facing a vegan, drug addict and a punk!"


Shawn: "CM Mark, Daniel Littleman, and Jim, you may think you've got us figured out. You may think you're ready for us. But let me tell you something, boys. You better get ready You're in for the fight of your lives!"


Xpac: "Neidhart, you've been around a long time. You know what it takes to win. But can you keep up with the speed and precision of the Heartbreak Kid? Can you handle the chaos I bring and the lunacy of Mr. BOB BACKLUND!"


Bob Backlund: "And Punk and Bryan, you two are no strangers to this business. But let me tell you something Misters. You're dealing with the greatest team of all time! No sir, you don't mess with the DX squad and if you do we got two words for ya...."


Xpac and Shawn: "SUUUUUCKKK IT!"


Mean Gene: CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, and Jim Neidhart are no slouches. They are ready to take on the legendary DX team. They know what it takes to win, and they are willing to do whatever it takes to come out on top. Lets hear comments from them."


CM Punk: "I've been doing a lot of thinking lately. Thinking about trust. Thinking about who I can count on in this business. And let me tell you something, folks: it's a short list."


Punk: "I trust you Bryan."
Daniel Bryan: "YES! YES! YES!"


CM Punk: "Do we trust Jim Neidhart to join us on this journey? Do we trust him to be part of the team that takes down DX that takes down the status quo, that takes down anyone who thinks they can hold us back?"
Bryan: "YES! YES! YES!"


Punk: And the answer is...hell yes. Jim Neidhart is a man I trust with my life. He's a man I trust to watch my back. And he's a man I know will be with us every step of the way!"


Punk: "To anyone who wants to step up and try to stop us, I say this: bring it on. Because with Jim Neidhart on our side, there's nothing we can't overcome."
Jim Neidhart: "HA HA HA HA!"


Mean Gene: So, ladies and gentlemen, get ready for the Stampede showdown next week. It's DX versus CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, and Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart! Who will come out on top? Tune in next week to find out!"