Paul Heyman: "Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman, and I thank you for watching here today.
I am here to tell you about the most intense, action-packed one-night tournament in the world. I'm talking about Lucha Extrema!"


Heyman: "This is not your average MMA show. Or Pro wrestling show Oh no! Lucha Extrema brings you brutality of pure fighting."


Heyman: "As you can see this is the bracket! March Madness has nothing on this! College basketball? PUH-LESEE! Guys holding hands tryin to shoot a ball? THIS IS PURE FIGHTING!"


Heyman: "You'll see some of the most talented fighters from around the world, putting their bodies on the line in some of the most brutal and intense matches you will ever see.
It's a night you'll never forget, and it's only available on Peacock!"


Heyman: "So if you want to see the ultimate test of strength, stamina, and skill, then tune in to Lucha Extrema!"


Heyman: "If you dont go ahead watch Days Of Our Lives. If you want violence come see me, Paul Heyman, I will be your guide!
You the viewer will be guaranteed to experience the most thrilling and unforgettable night of fighting so don't miss it!"


Tommy Dreamer: "Hold on Paul why am I not in the tournament? I am hardcore!"
Paul: "Tommy I'm talking fighting not wrestling. Tommy everyone knows you can't kick anyone's ass!"


Tommy: "Yeah I can I'll show you!"
Paul: "OK show me!"


Ken Shamrock jumps Tommy Dreamer



Colin Delaney: "I should be in it too!"
Paul: "Really you think so?"


Bullhammer to Colin
Heyman: "Kill him... Kill him!"


Wade punches Colin




Finlay jumps Wade Barrett


Both men trade punches
Heyman: "This violence is just a free sample of the five course meal!"


Xavier Woods: "Hey Mr. Heyman you think we can talk about advertising my video game channel?"
Heyman: "Sure let's talk buisness! Someone kill Xavier NOW!"


The hot dog slaps Colin


Brock Lesnar: "Hey, Woods."
Xavier Woods: "Hey, Brock. What's up?"


Lesnar: "I was wondering if you wanted to play Atari with me."
Woods: "Atari? Really?"
Lesnar: "Yeah, I've been in the mood for some old-school gaming Woods."


Woods: "I don't know, Brock. I'm kind of in the middle of something with Heyman."
Lesnar: "Come on, it'll be fun. I'll pick the game."


Woods: "Fine. But only one game."
Lesnar: "Deal. We're guna play Pacman. I got pacman fever, Woods!"
Hotdog: "Colin isn't getting up I won! I won! I have gotten my first win!"


Lesnar: "Let's eat some hot dogs and play some games!"
Woods: "Sounds good!"
Heyman: "*sighs* uhhh tune in next week for Lucha Extrema!"


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