Paul Heyman: "Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman, and I am the owner of the most extreme, the most violent, the most heart-pumping action you will ever see!"


Heyman: "This is not your grandma's wrestling. This is not your daddy's wrestling. This is WATCH THEM DIE LIVE! Where every match is a fight to the death. Where there are no rules, no regulations, and no mercy!"


Heyman: "And tonight, right here, right now, you will witness the most brutal, the most savage, the most blood-soaked battle that you have ever seen! UFC? Please to me it's KFC!"


Heyman: "So sit back, relax, and get ready for the ride of your life. Because Watch Them Die Live Lucha Extrema is not just a wrestling show, it's a way of life. And once you've seen it, you'll never be the same again!"


Heyman: "Coming out first from Allentown it's Jerry Saggs!"


Heyman: "Coming out next from Oklahoma Jack Swagger!"
Jerry Saggs: "C'mon out kid!"


Heyman: "Let the fighting begin!"


Swagger goes for a take down


Saggs kicks Swagger


Saggs shoulder tackles Swagger


Saggs side slams Swagger


Saggs punches Swagger


Heyman: "Winner Jerry Saggs!"


Ken Shamrock: "YOU! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!"


Shamrock punches Saggs


Shamrock punches Saggs


Shamrock: "I'LL KILL THIS FUCKER!"


Shamrock: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"




Shamrock: "You want some of this?"
Lesnar: "This almost looks as fun as Atari.... Almost..."


Shamrock: "I'M IN THE FUCKING ZONE!" Brock Lesnar: "You hear that Woodyes he's bad he's in the zone... We should play some Zone ranger!"
Xavier Woods: "Uhhh ok..."


Saggs hits Shamrock with a chair


Saggs: "I'll choke you out... YOU FUCK!"


Saggs puts Shamrock in a guillotine choke hold


Lesnar: "Whoa lets go play Atari Woodsey Zone Ranger lets do it!"
Woods: "Uhh are you supposed to fight?"
Lesnar: "Yeah but I wanna play Atari!"


Saggs hits Shamrock in the head with a chair


Saggs: "Yeah! That is done!"


Lesnar: "Fire up the Atari!"


Heyman: "From England... Wade Barrett!"


Finlay punches Wade


Wade punches Finlay


both men brawl


Finlay fire back


uppercut to Wade


finlay punches wade


Finlay puts a rear naked choke onto Wade


Heyman: "Ohhhh is he out?"


both men slip in Shamrock's blood


Finlay's head hit the metal




Heyman: "Oh shit! Both men can't go on!"


The Hot Dog: "Welll I'm here! Who do I face? C'mon out you weiney!"


The Hotdog: "Anyone come out! I'll make that person a burnt weiney!"






and the hot dog goes flying




The hotdog lands on Shamrock


Saggs: "OK big man you think that was good? I got somethin for ya!"


Saggs hits Zeus in the head with a chair




Zeus: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"


Saggs: "I'll hit this fucker again!"


Zeus punches Saggs


Heyman: "WINNER OF LUCHA EXTREMA... ZEUS.. ZEUS....ZEUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS!"


Heyman: "Get ready world we are now in the Zeus era!"