Paul Heyman: "Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman, and I am the owner of the most extreme, the most violent, the most heart-pumping action you will ever see!"
Heyman: "This is not your grandma's wrestling. This is not your daddy's wrestling. This is WATCH THEM DIE LIVE! Where every match is a fight to the death. Where there are no rules, no regulations, and no mercy!"
Heyman: "And tonight, right here, right now, you will witness the most brutal, the most savage, the most blood-soaked battle that you have ever seen! UFC? Please to me it's KFC!"
Heyman: "So sit back, relax, and get ready for the ride of your life. Because Watch Them Die Live Lucha Extrema is not just a wrestling show, it's a way of life. And once you've seen it, you'll never be the same again!"
Heyman: "Coming out first from Allentown it's Jerry Saggs!"
Heyman: "Coming out next from Oklahoma Jack Swagger!"
Jerry Saggs: "C'mon out kid!"
Heyman: "Let the fighting begin!"
Swagger goes for a take down
Saggs kicks Swagger
Saggs shoulder tackles Swagger
Saggs side slams Swagger
Saggs punches Swagger
Heyman: "Winner Jerry Saggs!"
Ken Shamrock: "YOU! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!"
Shamrock punches Saggs
Shamrock punches Saggs
Shamrock: "I'LL KILL THIS FUCKER!"
Shamrock: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Shamrock: "You want some of this?"
Lesnar: "This almost looks as fun as Atari.... Almost..."
Shamrock: "I'M IN THE FUCKING ZONE!"
Brock Lesnar: "You hear that Woodyes he's bad he's in the zone... We should play some Zone ranger!"
Xavier Woods: "Uhhh ok..."
Saggs hits Shamrock with a chair
Saggs: "I'll choke you out... YOU FUCK!"
Saggs puts Shamrock in a guillotine choke hold
Lesnar: "Whoa lets go play Atari Woodsey Zone Ranger lets do it!"
Woods: "Uhh are you supposed to fight?"
Lesnar: "Yeah but I wanna play Atari!"
Saggs hits Shamrock in the head with a chair
Saggs: "Yeah! That is done!"
Lesnar: "Fire up the Atari!"
Heyman: "From England... Wade Barrett!"
Finlay punches Wade
Wade punches Finlay
both men brawl
Finlay fire back
uppercut to Wade
finlay punches wade
Finlay puts a rear naked choke onto Wade
Heyman: "Ohhhh is he out?"
both men slip in Shamrock's blood
Finlay's head hit the metal
Heyman: "Oh shit! Both men can't go on!"
The Hot Dog: "Welll I'm here! Who do I face? C'mon out you weiney!"
The Hotdog: "Anyone come out! I'll make that person a burnt weiney!"
and the hot dog goes flying
The hotdog lands on Shamrock
Saggs: "OK big man you think that was good? I got somethin for ya!"
Saggs hits Zeus in the head with a chair
Zeus: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
Saggs: "I'll hit this fucker again!"
Zeus punches Saggs
Heyman: "WINNER OF LUCHA EXTREMA... ZEUS.. ZEUS....ZEUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS!"
Heyman: "Get ready world we are now in the Zeus era!"