Roddy Piper: "Where Conman Thompson at? I be waiten for his ass!"
Eric Bischoff: "Roddy, I don't know why do you want to see him?"


Piper: "Like you don't knows c'mon!"
Eirc: "No I don't please tell me."


Piper: "You two clowns have been spreading rumors about me being the Mohawk Valley Prowler. Well, let me tell you something, Ken Doll. I have never, and I repeat, never been the Prowler!"


Piper: "Dey think you can just accuse Hot Rod of something like that without any proof? Dey dead wrong. Hot Rod been in da business for too long to be accused of something I didn't do Right Paul?"
Paul Orndorff: "Yah dats rite Roddy dey are WRONG! WRONG!"


David Crockett: "Happy Easter! Welcome to our Easter show!"
Bob Caudle: "Yes David we got a great show today."


Bob: "Let me bring em out wrestling fans here's John Cena and Sting!"


John Cena's theme hits


Bob: "Sooo Sting and Cena tell the wrestling fans whats going on..."


Sting: "You know John, The Stinger can't help but feel like something's not right. This whole Mohawk Valley Prowler situation has got The Stinger thinking."
Cena: "Yeah, Sting, it's definitely a scary situation. I mean, this man or woman has been going after Nikki I've CENA NUFF!"


Bob: "I saw the article about you guys on the news. You guys are asking the public..."
Cena: "That's right. We want to send a message to whoever this guy is, that he can't just hide behind a mask and get away with these heinous acts.
Sting: We're going to find out who this Mohawk Valley Prowler is, and we're going to bring him to justice. And to anyone who thinks they can just come into our world and cause chaos, let this be a warning: we're always watching."


Cena: So, to the Mohawk Valley Prowler, if you're listening: your days are numbered. We're coming for you, and we won't stop until you're behind bars!"


Diamond Dallas Page: "YO YOU WANNA GET IN GREAT SHAPE?"


DDP: "Then get DDPY. It's yoga for regular guys!"


DDP: "GET IT AND FEEL THE BANG!"


Bob: "Lets bring em out the American dream dusty rhodes!"


Dusty Rhode's theme hits


Bob: "You saw what Dutch Mantell has been saying Ricky and Dusty?"
Dusty: "We don't care ya unnastand ya see Whoooa, I've been to Georgia And California and anywhere I could run And I do dis Thang fo da worken man."


Dusty: "And I'm here to say I got no son But I ran in and out of places And seen all da friendly faces Because I had to be freeI've been to paradise But I ain't related to Cody!"


Goldust theme hits
Dusty: "Nah Dusten is guna whoop coadee ass right Ricky!"
Ricky Rhodes: "Ya it's guna be a beaten!"


Cody Rhodes' theme hits


Cody Rhodes: "I'm gonna show everyone I'm the member of the family that can WRESTLE!"


Goldust takes down Cody


Goldust drops Cody on his knees


Goldust punches Cody


Curtain call to Cody


1.............2........


Cody kicks out


Cross Rhodes to Goldust
Dusty: "Awww shit do sumthen Ricky!"


Ricky low blows Cody


Dusty: "onetewdreee winnah Goldydust yaunnerstand!"


Ricky, Goldust and Dusty stomp on Cody


Piper: "Ayy Where is fat ass at?"
Eric: "Oh he's coming... Oh there he is..."


Eric: "Conrad just pulled in!"


Eric: "Oh my Conrad you are a human..... OK Roddy and Orndorff are shooting on me!"
Conrad Thompson: "Really? Why?"
Eric: "They say we said that he was the prowler."


Piper: "I'm leaving!"
Bischoff: "Hold on there, Hot Rod. We never said you were the Prowler. We just presented the evidence we had and it happened to point in your direction."
Thompson: "Yeah, we were just trying to get to the bottom of this mystery. We didn't mean to offend you, Piper."


Orndorff: "You don't offend us you fat ass!"
Conrad: "I wasn't I mean uhhhhhhh.."


Piper: "Offend me? You accuse me of being a criminal and you think that's not offensive? You two better watch your backs, because if you keep spreading lies about me, you're going to have a lot more to worry about than just a wrestler in a kilt!"
Eric: "HA HA Right What is a guy in a dress gonna do to me?"


Piper: "THIS!"




Piper: "I aint da prowler so keep Hot Rod's name outta ya big mouf!"


Mohawk Valley Prowler: "Cena... Guess what.... I have her here's proof!"


Mohawk Valley Prowler: "Why look at her... She's all tied up at the moment... HAHAHAHA!"