Conrad Thompson: Eric, what the fuck happened last week? You accused Roddy Piper of being the Mohawk Valley Prowler, and then he put you in a sleeper hold!"
Eric Bischoff: Look, Conrad, I didn't mean to cause any trouble. It was just a theory, that's all.


Conrad: "A theory? You accused a wrestling legend of being a serial attacker. And now he's put his hands on you!"
Eric: "I know, I know. It was a mistake. But you have to admit, it was a pretty convincing theory."


Conrad: "No, it wasn't! You were grasping at straws. And now Piper's out for blood."
Eric: "I don't know what to do, Conrad. I didn't think he'd react like this. We have to apologize to him."


Conrad: "Apologize? After what you said? Eric, we might as well kiss our credibility goodbye."
Eric: "You're right. We screwed up big time. But we can't just let this go. We have to make it right with Piper somehow."


David Crockett: "Welcome to the legends only league and well Bob we got a huge episode!"
Bob Caudle: "Yes we do David so much is happening and wrestling fans I got a guest here."


Bob Caudle: "Let's bring em out the American dream Dusty rhodes."


Dusty Rhodes:"The American Drweam is here, and I'm here to tell yah daat I'm going to teach my son a lesson. Cody, you've been running ya mouf fa too long, and now it's time for da dreweam to put you in yah place."


Bob: "Really Dusty?"
Ramblin Ricky Rhodes: "Tell em Big Dust!"
Dusty: "You think you're so tough, but you're nothing but a spoiled little rich kid. You've never had to work for anything in your life, not lyke da dreweam i wuz diggin in a ditch when i wuz ya age ked!"


Ricky Rhodes: "Whoooo all Cody knows is how to post on Instagram when we were his age we drank isopropyl!"
Dusty: "Yah we been round da block a few times, daddeh n seen it all. Me n Ricky have beaten da best of the best, ya understand and I'm not going to let you get away with this.So come on out here, Coadee!"


Bob: "So what are you planning on doing?"
Dusty: "Da lesson is guna b a Texas bull rope match!"


Bob Caudle: "Dusty, you're saying that you're going to facing your own son in a Texas bull rope match? That's a bold statement big dust."
Dusty Rhodes:"It's not a statement, Bob. It's a promise. I'm going to teach Cody a lesson, and I'm going to do it in a Texas bull rope match. A Texas bull rope match is a no-holds-barred match where the only way to win is to touch awl fa caahnahs! So come on out here, Cody, gimmie ya reaction."


Cody Rhodes' theme hits


Cody: "Hey dad you want me in a bull rope match? Ok I'll show you that it's written in the stars!"


Cody slaps rambling Ricky


Cody runs away
Dusty: "Get back herea Coadee!"


Diamond Dallas Page: "YO YOU WANNA GET IN GREAT SHAPE?"


DDP: "Then get DDPY. It's yoga for regular guys!"


DDP: "GET IT AND FEEL THE BANG!"


Bob: "Alright Wrestling fans let bring out John Cena and Sting!"


John Cena's theme hits




Bob: "Sting... Cena the wrestling fans wanna hear from you guys."
Sting: "Last week, we saw the despicable actions of the Mohawk Valley Prowler. That sicko kidnapped Nikki Bella. But let me tell you something, Prowler, we will not stand idly by and let you get away with this!"
John Cena: "Sting is right. You made a huge mistake by taking my gal, Prowler. But let me tell you something, you picked the wrong turtles to mess with!"


Sting: "That's right, Prowler. You may be tough, but you're not as tough as the two of us combined. We will stop at nothing to get Nikki back, and when we do, you better believe that justice will be served."
Cena: "So if you're listening, Prowler, just know that we're coming for you. And when we find you, we're going to make you pay for what you've done. We're going to show you why they call us the icons of this industry!"


Conrad Thompson: "Hey Hey Conrad Thompson here yew wanna save money of course yew dew goto mah site!"


Conrad: "C'mon out Roddy, we want to apologize for accusing you of being the Mohawk Valley Prowler. It was a mistake on our part."
Eric: "Yeah, we were wrong and we're sorry. We know how much your reputation means to you, and we didn't mean to tarnish it in any way."



Roddy Piper's theme hits


Roddy Piper: "The hot rod appreciate the apology, but what's done is done. Me not da one to hold a grudge, but me does want something in return for the damage yous done."
Conrad: "What do you want, Roddy?"


Piper: "Ol' Hot Rod wants a match against anyone in the world. It doesn't matter who it is."
Bischoff: "You got it, Roddy. You name the opponent, and we'll make it happen."
Piper: "Aight then. The hot rod will announce it next week!"