Paul Heyman: "Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman, and I am the owner of Watch Them Die Live!
Ohhh By the way.... Fuck Dave Meltzer becuase here today you will see Great Khali versus Omos!"

Heyman: "These two monsters will face each other in a match that will go down in history, just like Godzilla vs. King Kong!"

Heyman: "Great Khali and Omos are not just two men, they are the personification of power, strength, and dominance.
These two behemoths are predators, and today, they will prove it by going head to head."

Heyman: "Hey Dave! Khali and Omos will unleash their fury on each other, and there will be no mercy.
There will be no holding back. It will be a battle of epic proportions."

Heyman: "So, I urge you to sit back, relax, and witness history in the making. Great Khali vs. Omos.
The two titans clashing. The earth shaking. The ring trembling. And at the end of the night, there will be only one victor. And that victor will be YOU THE VIEWER!"

Heyman: "Before we start the violence I'm going to bring out Mean Gene Okerlund and he's gonna hype our show next week. Our "There is no Arizona" tourny so Mean Gene it's hype time!"

Mean Gene Okerlund's theme hits

Mean Gene: "Holy Balls! I am now doing this what the hell?
Well Heyman and the nice folks at Peacock are paying me so just pay me thats all that matters! I got an ol' fashioned events centers lets go to it!"

Mean Gene: "Here we go with your "There is no Arizona" report! First lets see the bracket!"

Mean Gene: "Here's YOUR 'There is no Arizona' tournament bracket! Be sure to place bets at your local casino or betting app! Lets get to some promos!"

Mean Gene: "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time Dean Ambrose!
Dean, you're scheduled to compete in the upcoming tournament, but I have to ask, are you ready for this?"
Dean Ambrose: "Mean Gene, I've been in some of the most hardcore matches in the wrestling industry, and I think I'm ready for anything."

Mean Gene: "Well, let me remind you that this is not your average wrestling match.
This is a whole new level of extreme, and you'll be facing Zeus, who has one of the most devastating punches in the business."
Ambrose: "I know what I'm getting into, Mean Gene. I may have started my career in backyard wrestling, but I've proven myself in the ring time and time again.
I'm not afraid of Zeus or anyone else in that tournament."

Mean Gene: "Well, that's good to hear, but let me remind you that this is not just any tournament.
This is anything goes. And speaking of which, what do you think about the recent controversy surrounding the tournament?"
Ambrose: "Controversy? What controversy?"

Mean: "Some people have been calling for the tournament to be banned, saying that it's too dangerous and goes against the spirit of wrestling."
Ambrose: "Look, Mean Gene, I understand that some people might not like the extreme side of wrestling, but it's what I love to do. I think I can handle anything Zeus has to offer."
Mean Gene: "Fair enough, Dean. I wish you the best of luck in the tournament."

Mean Gene: "I gotta tell ya, folks, we've got a real battle It's Finlay versus Wade Barrett, and I don't think I've ever seen two men more suited for a fight.
These two guys don't know the meaning of the word "quit," and all they know how to do is throw fists and take punishment. It's going to be a wild one, folks!"

Mean Gene: "Lets go to a pre taped segment our owner the creative genuis Paul Heyman wants to show everyone how powerful Zeus is..."

Heyman: "I am here to talk about one of the most destructive forces in the fighting world.
I'm talking about a man who possesses a punch so powerful that it can knock out even the most formidable opponents in the blink of an eye. I'm talking about the one and only Zeus!"

Heyman: "Zeus is a man who strikes fear into the hearts of his opponents with every move he makes.
But it's his punch that truly sets him apart from the rest. When Zeus connects with that punch, it's like getting hit by a freight train. There's no coming back from that!"

Heyman: "So to all of Zeus's opponents out there, I have one piece of advice for you: watch out for that punch.
Because when it comes to Zeus, one hit is all it takes to end the match. And when that happens, you'll be left wondering what hit you. So go ahead Show em Zeus give them a demonstration!"

Heyman: "Go Ahead show em!"

Zeus: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

The cinderblock breaks

Heyman: "When Zeus steps into the circle, his opponents know that they're in for the fight of their lives. HERE ON WATCH THEM DIE LIVE!"

Mean Gene: "I got a chance to speak with Hacksaw Jim Duggan... Take a look..."

Mean Gene: "Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming the tough and patriotic Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
Jim, you're set to participate in the upcoming There is no Arizona tournament. What's your take on that?"
Jim Duggan: "Well, let me tell you something, Mean Gene. Hacksaw is gonna do wut hacksaw is gonna do!
This is going to be unlike anything Ol' Hacksaw ever seen before, but Hacksaw is a fighter, and he's not afraid to take on any challenge that comes his way tough guy."

Mean Gene: "Speaking of fighting, I heard that you recently discovered some interesting news about your family's history."
Duggan: "That's right, Gene. Ol' Hacksaw's grandparents were Irish immigrants, and they were known for their bare-knuckle boxing skills back in Ireland.
They were true fighters Gene, and I'm proud to carry on that tradition."

Mean Gene: "That's incredible, Jim. I'm sure your opponents in the tournament will have their work cut out for them. What can we expect from you in the circle?"
Duggan: "Well, I'll tell you what, Gene. Hacksaw is bringing the same fighting spirit and determination that my grandparents had.
I'll be representing them, as well as the good ol' USA. So all I can say is, Hooooo!"

Mean Gene: "And lets not forget Kevin Nash and Samoa Joe They have a long history of bad blood. The two men first crossed paths in 2007.
The two men got into a backstage altercation Nash reportedly slapped Joe in the face."

Mean Gene: "The bad blood between Nash and Joe has continued to this day. It is clear that Nash and Joe do hate each other, and it is unlikely that they will ever bury the hatchet.
So Tune in next week right here on Peacock!"

Mean Gene: "Be sure to watch next week and remeber there is no airzo-"

Oscar Myer jingle plays
Mean Gene: "Ladies and gentlemen, What the fuck is this... a hot dog? What?"

Hot Dog: "Hey there, Mean Gene! I am the one and only Hot Dog, and I am ready to compete in the tournament!"
Mean Gene: "Really? You're a hot dog... How exactly do you think you will cut the mustard?"

Hot Dog Man: "Well, I may be a hot dog, but I've got some serious moves! Just wait until you see me hot dogging it!"
Mean Gene: "I'm sorry, Hot Dog, but I just can't take you seriously. You will be burnt This tournament is for serious competitors, not.... hot dogs."

Hot Dog: "Aw, come on, Mean Gene. Give me a chance! I may be a hot dog, I got so many moves like suerkraut relish and I've got heart!"
Mean Gene: "I don't know, Hot Dog. I don't think you are kosher but I'll have to see it to believe it.
But I have a feeling that in the tournament, you're going to look like a weiney!"

Heyman: "Ok thats good on the hype it's now time to see the two giants it's time for the feature... KING KONG VS GODZILLA!"