David Crockett: "Welcome to the Legends Only League and Bob you got a big announcement!"
Bob Caudle: "I sure do David, next week we will be in Wilmington north carolina it will be the biggest event history, we will have a tournament to crown the first Legends Only League Champion!"


Bob: And let's not forget about The Corn, yes THE Corn will be in Wilmington taking on the newest signing to the league, Junkyard Dog."




David: "This will be great show for professional wrestling, and they're going to leave it all in the ring to become the first Legends Only League Champion."
Bob: "It's going to be an incredible event, fans. You won't want to miss it. So tune in and watch as these legends go head-to-head in one of the most exciting tournaments in wrestling history."



Bob: "Now Switching gears wrestling fans let me bring out the American dream Dusty rhodes!"


Dusty Rhode's theme hits


Bob: "Wrestling fans, I am here with the one and only, the American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. Dusty, you have a big match coming up against your son Cody in a Bull Rope match. How are you feeling about it?"
Dusty Rhodes: "Well Bob, ya kno, when yer talken bout a Bull Rope match, yer talken bout da real deal. dis ain't no normal match, dis ain't no sissy fight. dis is a battle of wills, a battle of heart,
Ya unnerstrand? And let me tell you something, Bob, ain't nobody got more heart, more determination dan the 'Merican Dream."


Bob: "You're confident that you can beat your own son?"
Dusty: "Well, Bob, let me tell ya suethen, I love my sun, but when I step in dat ring,
I ain't Dusty Rhodes, I ain't Cody Rhodes' daddy. I'm da 'Merican Dream, and I'm gonna do what I gotta do to win. Daddeh!
Coadee better be ready, cuz when dat Bull Rope hits em upside da head, he's gunna kno who da real kieeng of da Rhodes family iz."


Dusty: "And mah brotha Ricky iz guna do sum whoopen in dat tourney right Ricky?"
Ricky Rhodes: "Yah mah brotha I'm guna win da who ding!"


Dusty: "All in da family like da teevee show daddeh now Itz guna do down next week hera!"


Eric Bischoff: "Yeah Ricky we got it taken care of!"


Stardust's theme hits


Cody Rhodes/Stardust: "Hey dad I'm guna whip ya hiney!"


Diamond Dallas Page: "YO YOU WANNA GET IN GREAT SHAPE?"


DDP: "Then get DDPY. It's yoga for regular guys!"


DDP: "GET IT AND FEEL THE BANG!"


Bob: "Well Lets bring em out C'mon out Roddy Piper the wrestling fans wanna know who you are facing."



Roddy Piper's theme hits


Bob: "Wrestling fans, I'm here with the Hot Rod, Roddy Piper, and he has some big news to share with us. Hot Rod, what's on your mind?"
Roddy Piper: "Bob, I've been in this business a long time and I've fought some of the biggest names out there, but there's one man I've never wrestled one on one before, and that's Mr. T!"


Bob: "But Roddy didn't you go agains-"
Piper: "Naw Bob, me never faced T one on one I knows he had a big ego den and he does now ok and he thinks he's hot stuff, but I'm the Hot Rod, the icon and we never facene on one!"


Bob: "That is true, Roddy."
Piper: "Teee wuz in all dese bad movies Hot Rod wuz in dey live yew member dat don'tcha?"


Bob: "I see. So your saying your also a better actor?"
Piper: "HAHA HAH Let's jus' say dat Mr. T is not winning any Oscars anytime soon. HA But when it comes to wrestling, Puh-Leze he ain't no Hot Rod!"


Bischoff: "Ok Roddy we will get in contact with Mr. T"


Bob: "Well, there you have it, fans. Roddy Piper has set his sights on Mr. T.
We'll have to wait and see when the match happens, but one thing's for sure: it will be a showdown for the ages!"
Piper: "Tea Hot rod is finally gonna finsih yew off so git readee!"




John Cena's theme hits


Bob Caudle: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with two of the biggest names in wrestling history, John Cena and Sting. You two have been on the hunt for the Mohawk Valley Prowler. Can you give us an update on the progress?"
John Cena: "Bob, we're closing in on the Prowler. We've been working tirelessly to find any leads on his whereabouts."
Sting: "That's right, Bob. The Prowler can run, but he can't hide. We've got our eyes on him."


Bob Caudle: "You two have been a formidable team, but can you tell us what drives you to catch the Prowler?"
Sting: "Bob, the Prowler has hurt a lot of people, and we can't stand by and let that happen. We're here to protect the wrestling community and make sure he pays for his crimes."
Cena: "And let's not forget about Nikki Bella. The Prowler has taken her from us, and we won't stop until she's back safe and sound."


Sting: "This is very soon!"
Cena: "Yah we know your watching and the jig is up!"
Bob: "Well, there you have it wrestling fans. John Cena and Sting are on a mission to catch the Mohawk Valley Prowler and bring justice to the wrestling world. Stay tuned for more updates."


lights go out


Mohawk Valley Prowler: "Hiiiiii it's me again! Cena you can't see me"


Mohawk Valley Prowler: "I got Nikki so I hold all the power and don't you forget it. I control you I can control everyone in this league. And I'll destroy anyone who gets in my way!"