Mean Gene: "Ladies and gentlemen, I have an important announcement to make. We have a huge match coming up that is going to be absolutely epic.
It's going to be a match between the legendary faction, DX, and the returning team of British Bulldog, Bret Hart, and Superstar Billy Graham."


Mean Gene: "I got words from Bret Hart, British Bulldog and Superstar Billy Graham! Take a look."


British Bulldog: "We're gonna get em! Yeah we gonna get in there!"
Superstar Billy Graham: "We gonna show up and say happy brotha we here! We here! Can't wait to stop those punks!"
Bret Hart: "Easy there guys were gonna do this We gotta have a plan!"


Bret Hart: "DX, you've had your fun. You've run roughshod over my dad's company for too long.
But your days are numbered. The Hart family is here, and we're going to finish what we started."
The British Bulldog: "And uhhh we're not coming alone. We've got the best of the best on our side.
Superstar, the greatest of all time, and the Hitman. And let me tell you, when Bret's leading the way, there's no stopping us."
Superstar Billy Graham: "That's right, Bulldog. We're going to take DX down, one by one, my brotha
And when we're done, we gonna rule da business once again.


Bret: "Were gonna give you punks a wrestling lesson!"
Bulldog: "You punks are gonna be fooked!"
Graham: "So, DX, you better watch your back jack! Cuz da supastar! And da the Hitman, da Bulldog, are coming for you."


Mean Gene: "So be sure to be tuned in next week it will be the Hart Family Reunion: May Massacre let's get word from DX!"


Shawn Michaels: "Oh my God the Harts must be living in a time warp or something. I mean, look at them, they're older than dirt.
They need to retire and make way for the new generation of superstars."
Bob Backlund: "And Bret Hart thinks he's going to be the team leader? Come on, man. The only thing he's going to lead is his team straight to the hospital."
Xpac: "Haha help I've fallen and I can't get up!"


Shawn: "You think Bret can get it up?"
Bob: "HA no way he's soooo old!"
Xpac: "Call life alert!"


Shawn Michaels: "And let's not forget about Superstar Billy Graham and British Bulldog. Those fossils!"
Bob: "So, Hart Family, if you want to come back out of jail and get beat down, we'll be waiting. Just don't forget your walkers and your oxygen tanks."
Xpac: "SUUUUUCKKK IT!"


Mean Gene: "Ladies and gentlemen, I also have the honor to announce an epic tag team match.
It's going to be CM Punk and Daniel Bryan taking on the formidable team of Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart and Brian Pillman."


Mean Gene: "We have caught up with both teams take a look."


CM Punk: "Jim Neidhart, you turned on me! You turned on us when we needed you the most. You were my friend, my partner, my ally.
And you turned your back on me! I won't forget that, Jim. We won't forget what you did."
Daniel Bryan: "And I'm disappointed, Jim. I really am. I thought you could be better.
I thought you could see the light, Jim. I thought you could see that being a vegan is the only way to be."


Punk: "But Jim, you chose your path. You chose to betray us. And now, you will pay for what you've done. You will pay for turning on me."
Bryan: "And Jim, I hope you can see the error of your ways. I hope you can realize that being a vegan is the only way to be.
But until then, CM Punk and I will have to take care of you."


Punk: "And trust me, Jim, you don't want to mess with us."


Jim Neidhart: "So loose cannon are those two marks gonna take down the cannon and the anvil?"
Brian Pillman: "FUCK NOOOOOOOOOO!"


Jim: "Are they? Are they?"
Pillman: "NO! NO!"


Jim: "UH HUH HA HAHAH You heard that you can't take down an anvil and a cannon it can't be done!"
Pillman: "AND YEAH WE GONNA BE TWO ACTIVE SHOOTERS!"


Pillman: "So get ready me and and the anvil are on the FUCKING LOOSE!"


Mean Gene: "The tensions between these men have been brewing for weeks, and this match is sure to be explosive.
Can Punk and Bryan overcome the brute strength of Neidhart and the wild unpredictability of Pillman?"


Mean Gene: "Don't miss The Hart Family Reunion May Massacre you do not want to miss this epic showdown.
Tune in to witness the drama unfold, next week in a battle for the ages."