Mean Gene Okerlund: "Mean Gene Okerlund here on locaction form Stu Hart's backyardand I'm here to bring you all the excitement and drama of May Massacre The Hart Family reuinon!"

Mean Gene: "From high-flying maneuvers to bone-crunching slams, we've got it all here in the heart of Calgary, Canada. So sit back, relax, and get ready for a day you'll never forget!"

Mean Gene: "Any words before we start?"
Brian Pillman: "Those fucks both think they can come into our house and take over."
Jim Neidhart: "Well, they're wrong. We're the crazy ones. We're the ones who will do whatever it takes to win. They don't stand a chance."

Pillman: "That's right, Jim. We're not just wrestlers, we're unpredictable. We're the ones who will make them regret ever stepping foot in the ring with us!"
Neidhart: "You know what they say, Brian. The crazy ones always come out on top. And that's exactly what we're going to do. HAHAHAHA!"

CM Punk's theme hits

CM Punk: "Neidhart and Pillman running around here, acting like they're crazy, like they're tough.
But the truth is, they can't wrestle like we can. They can't hang with us in that ring."
Daniel Bryan: "That's right, Punk. We're not just here to entertain the fans, we're here to show them what real wrestling is all about.
And that's something that Neidhart and Pillman just don't get."

Punk: "We'll let our wrestling do the talking for us."

Punk kicks Neidhart

Elbow drop to Neidhart

1....2....

Neidhart kicks out

Bryan goes for the YES lock

Bryan has the YES lock in

Pillman grabs Mean Gene
Mean Gene: "What the fuck are you doing?"

Neidhart throws Bryan

Punk goes for the anaconda vice

Neidhart gets up and spears Punk

Neidhart chokes Punk

Bryan kicks Neidhart

Neidhart throws Bryan

Bryan lands on Mean Gene
Mean Gene: "What the fuck?"

2 on 1 to Punk

Punk puts Neidhart into the bricks

Punk kicks Pillman

DDT to Pillman

Punk's elbow drop

Mean Gene: "one... twooo..."

Mean Gene: "Threee!

Punk: "Let's get outta here!"
Mean Gene: "I need a martini!"

Rene Young: "We are back. Mean Gene was out in the yard so me and Tito are here in the famous stu hart dungeon!"
Tito Santana: "Uhh dats right Rene here we are brought in to do that uhhh commentary."

Rene: "It's the may Massacre hart family reunion DX vs Bulldog Bret and Superstar. Speaking of Superstar he has a painting for sale."
Tito: "Superstar I'm sure will tell us all about it."

Superstar Billy Graham: "My painting all da money goes to some loser country.
And Rene, let me tell ya sumthin. DX, you think ya so tough, so cool, with ya crotch chops and your funny little antics.
Well, let me tell you something, brothas and sistahs Superstar da Bulldog and Bret are here to put an end to all of it!"
British Bulldog Davy boy smith: "Ho ho ho dats rite!"

Graham: "Ya see, DX, you've messed with da wrong guys dis time.
I am the man who revolutionized the industry with my charisma, my muscles take a look at dese muscle Rene and mah style.
And da bite of da bulldog and da wrestling skill from Bret now, we are gona to take down every one of dem down, one by one."
Bulldog: "Ho ho ho!"

Graham: "Look at our pose down routine take a good look Rene me and da Bulldog we are jacked ya understand?"
Bulldog: "We are fooken huge!"

Bret Hart's theme hits

Bret Hart: "Yo kno, we had a lot of people come and go in da business. Some of them were great, and some of them were not so great.
But then there's DX. A group of degenerates who think they can come in here and disrespect my family and my fans.
Well, let me tell you something, boys it ain't happening!"
Graham: "Tell em Bret!"

Bret: "We are not going to stand for it. I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.
The Superstar is the most charismatic and bulldog is power And if you want to test that, then I suggest you losers bring your A-game.
The excellence of execution is coming for you, DX, and when we are done with you, you'll be begging for mercy."

DX's theme hits