Paul Heyman: "Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman, and I'm here to address something that has been bothering me for far too long.
It's the word "can't." I despise it. I loathe it. I reject it entirely.
You see, in this business, in this world, we are constantly bombarded with limitations, with restrictions, with people telling us what we can't do, what we can't say."


"Well, let me tell you something. I've made a career out of proving people wrong. I've made a career out of pushing boundaries.
And that's why I am proud to announce the next Watch Them Die Live tournament, appropriately titled "You Can't Do That."



Heyman: "We will defy expectations, break through limitations, and leave a trail of disbelief in our wake.
No longer will we listen to those who say we can't. No longer will we be held back by the words of naysayers."


Heyman: "This tournament will be a showcase of unparalleled athleticism, unmatched intensity, and unrelenting passion.
It will be a testament to the human spirit and the refusal to be confined by anyone's definition of 'can't'.'"


Heyman: "Join me, Paul Heyman, as we embark on a journey that will redefine shoot fighting.
Together, we will prove that "can't" is nothing more than a word, a word that holds no power over us.
Get ready for the most exhilarating, heart-stopping, and mind-bending event of a lifetime. Get ready for "You Can't Do That!"


Heyman: "Ok so for today. It is a national holiday here and to celebrate I will award this Golden Peacock to the winner of Omos and Zeus!"


The hot dogs theme hits


Heyman: "OK ... I bet you want a shot at this? Well you are in the 'You can't do that' tournament and I have the perfect opponent for you!
Ha HA Ha listen to Mean Gene Okerlund Ha Ha he will announce it!"


Mean Gene Okerlund theme hits


Mean Gene Okerlund: "Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for the most outrageous tournament in the history of professional wrestling!
I got all the details of the upcoming 'You Can't Do That' tournament."


The Hot Dog: "Hey Mean Gene who will I face in the tournament? Tell me!"
Mean Gene: "Hot Dog, you want to know? The man you will be facing well He's a trailblazer, a wrestling icon, and he knows a thing or two about wieners."


The Hot Dog: "Who?"
Mean Gene: "The one.... The only... Pat Patterson!"


Mean Gene: "Let's go to your 'You can't do that' report!"


Mean Gene: "The 'You Can't Do That' tournament is going to blow your minds. Get ready for jaw-dropping action, mind-boggling maneuvers, and surprises that will leave you speechless.
Anything can happen, and trust me, you won't want to miss a single moment!"


Mean Gene: "Take a look at the bracket!"




Mean Gene: "Let hear from Tommy Dreamer..."


Tommy Dreamer: "Zeus when you see me one on one I will show you Extreme!"


Tommy: "And Paul you will regret not showing me before because I will show the world how hardcore I am!"


Paige's theme hits


Paige: "Nao howl on dere mean Gene I wanna say daa Heyman tol' me da em in da tournament."


Alberto Del Rio's theme hits


Alberto Del Rio: "You're going to be facing me and this is what you get for burning my dinner last week I'm going to teach you respect you dumb bitch!"


Paige: "Mean Gene help me!"
Mean Gene: "Sorry honey I'm just here to hype the show."
Alberto. "SHUT UP and let's go!"


Mean Gene: "And Ray Charles will be preforming here's the press release!"


Heyman: "Tune in to see Ray Charles and stay for the fights!"


Heyman: "As for today let's bring em out!"


Omos' theme hits


Zeus' theme hits


Heyman: "Everyone take a picture for a photo op this is what watch them die live is all about!"


Zeus: "GAAAAAAAHHHH!"


Omos hits Zeus with a forearm


Zeus hits Omos with a forearm


Omos punches Zeus


Zeus rams into Omos


Zeus pushes Omos into the stage


Omos dives onto Zeus


Both land on each other


Zeus punches Omos


Both trade punches


Jerry Saggs hits Zeus with a chair
Jerry Saggs: "This is for a few weeks ago asshole!"


Zeus: "GAAAAAAAHHHH!"


Brian Knobbs pushes Heyman
Brian Knobbs: "We here to fight these two big bastards!"


Knobbs hits Omos with a muffin pan


Zeus: "GAAAAAAAHHHH!"
Knobbs: "Whats he saying Saggs?"
Saggs: "Whatever it is it can't be good."


Omos chokeslams Knobbs


Saggs: "Oh fuck."
Zeus: "GAAAAAAAHHHH!"


Heyman: "KILL! KILL! KILL"


Omos chokeslams Saggs


Saggs lands on the chair


Heyman: "Hey this was a straight message to you know who!"